The mom and dad -sex move- it's when you bang really hard, missionary with the lights off and then right before the guy's about to cum, you stop, flip on the lights and argue really loudly about money.
Oh yeah they were really going at it last night especially when they pulled out 'the mom and dad ' and woke everyone up!!!
by JuiceBoxDaryl November 30, 2020
Get the the mom and dadmug. A middle aged woman with kids still trying to get teenage and senior attention alike that always looks ready to go to pilates or hot yoga.
Dressed head to toe in lululemon with the occasional patagonia jacket. She is PTA president and is super involved in her kids lives. Likely shops at whole foods. You can probably catch her running around her neighborhood park pushing her children in a stroller. Drives an Acura MDX to meet for brunch with other lulu moms.
See also “resting LLM face”
Dressed head to toe in lululemon with the occasional patagonia jacket. She is PTA president and is super involved in her kids lives. Likely shops at whole foods. You can probably catch her running around her neighborhood park pushing her children in a stroller. Drives an Acura MDX to meet for brunch with other lulu moms.
See also “resting LLM face”
That lulule-mom clearly doesn’t know she’s in her 40’s. It’s kinda creepy the way she puts herself on display for attention. So sad that no one taught her how to have self-esteem in different ways than dressing like an aerobics instructor. I mean seriously, who even dresses like that and expects to get taken seriously.
by Dickshunharry June 23, 2021
Get the lulule-mommug. The most unfunny joke in the history of the internet. It's also an insult. But literally , your mom jokes/insults fucking suck. You think that you're an absolute memelord and that you have a galaxy brain , but in reality , you're an 11 year old fuck. This is me when you say: your mom
Person 1: haha is that your mom??
Me: Not funny , didn't laugh.
Example two:
Person 1 (11 year old): HAHA YOUR MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE JUMPED IT CAUSED A SEISMIC EARTHQUAKE!!!111
Me: Fuck off you 11 year old bitch , Your mom jokes and insults aren't even funny.
Me: Not funny , didn't laugh.
Example two:
Person 1 (11 year old): HAHA YOUR MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE JUMPED IT CAUSED A SEISMIC EARTHQUAKE!!!111
Me: Fuck off you 11 year old bitch , Your mom jokes and insults aren't even funny.
by creativename_ October 11, 2022
Get the your mommug. this adjective is used as a diss, but can also be used as a verb as in you are actively doing someones mom. it can also be used with a word behind it like you fucked my mum.
by urmumisgae123 April 21, 2021
Get the ur mommug. by anonymous October 30, 2021
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by CozyCats November 11, 2022
Get the Your mommug.