best friend 

The one person that you want to kill, but can't because you would miss them to much. Especially, when they embarrass you or mess with stuff to piss you off. Kinda like family but worse. You can get rid of family, but not your best friend.

Fred: "Dude, did you just get us lost on purpose?"
Tod: "Yes"
Fred: "You better be glad that you are my best friend, or I would kill you!"
Tod: "Sure you would."
Fred: "My foot is about to meet your face!"

best friend by Ninjaawesome April 13, 2011

Suburbian Friendship Bracelet 

A pull-out method where the guys pulls out, grabs his partner's wrist, puts it next to his, and shoots a rope around both of their wrists thus creating a two part bracelt. Both shold let dry and leave on untill next shower.

Ryan: Whats on your wrist?

Tom: just my suburbian friendship bracelet, me and jamie got wild this morning.

Ryan: I know i was laying in the bed next to yours.

Tom: fuckin sick bro!!!!

Suburbian Friendship Bracelet by SexGenious June 5, 2009

Friend Zone 

Noun: A vapid social construct created to shelter the male's ego and his inability to cope with rejection.

I tried to get Sam to go out with me, but she left me in the friend zone.

Friend Zone by SharkBass028 May 18, 2014

funeral friend 

friends that one gets just to be at their funeral

Bob wasn't very well liked but he got mad funeral friends before he died.

funeral friend by Sánchez February 24, 2005

Girl best friend 

Girl best friend

A girl best friend will there for you no matter what. Even if you do something horrible they will be by your side. It’s someone you can trust, and be able to tell them everything and anything. Someone you want to tell something first before you tell your girl friend or mom you want to tell them first to see how proud they are of you. A girl best friend isn’t just anyone it’s the person that tops everyone off, the girl that you want to watch a whole season of a show with and stay on call with all night the person you say goodnight and good morning to, the one who knows you better then anyone and knows your favorite food and favorite show she’s almost like your sister and you treat her like a princess. A girl best friend will give you advice about girls and tell you how to flirt and everything and she would love you no matter what.

How come you’re always with Ashley? Oh cause she’s my girl best friend.

Girl best friend by Ashley 504 September 27, 2018

friend of bob 

A friend of bob, or FOB, is a friend of Bob Dylan, of course, and all these other childish definitions are way out wacky. Everyone knows FOB's are friends of Dylan and need Zimmerman often!

Hey Man, are you a friend of bob? cool man, me too....

friend of bob by Deltwarp October 23, 2008

best friend 

Someone that is amazing, trustworthy and doesn't ditch you for random dudes. if i could define a best friend there not perfect but there defiantly there for you, and don't judge you. A friend thats there for you trough stick and thin, ands got’s your back no matter what. You can tell them anything and everything without thinking something negative about you. They understand what you go through and love you know matter what. They don’t keep you waiting, and love you more then every other one of there friends and your friends. You think of best friend every time your bored and want to hang out with someone, and you work to together and try to not get into fights, love each other just like you would do to your family.

i love my best friend, she's always here for me.

best friend by cookie lover xoxo November 7, 2010