dick farming

When a girl goes clubbing and gets guys numbers for the purpose of having sex with them later (farm the numbers and pick them later)

Girl 1: hey he is attractive, add his number to the dick farm
Girl 2: this will be my tenth one tonight!
Girl 1: I love dick farming!

by Lucolas May 19, 2016

dick limper

Something that makes your hard dick go limp.

Seeing your mom naked is a real dick limper.

by Rand McPulls May 23, 2016

walmart dick

When you are having petty as hoe Sex because your a scank

Damn bro you gotta Walmart dick.

by Cjdoe April 27, 2016

juggling dicks

When a man or woman is doing or fucking more than one person named Richard.

Sergio is juggling dicks.

by looking7676 August 31, 2016

dick health

The condition of the male genitalia and/or genital area with regards to sexually transmittable diseases.

I'm enjoying good dick health at the moment. My warts are gone and I don't have chlamydia anymore.

by Scarry Larry August 3, 2016

Milk Dick

A homosexual but generally homophobic adolescent

Young man, you're being called a milk dick because you claim to hate gays , but you're kissing another boy on the lips.

by Mr. Moose the 1st July 26, 2016

dick filter

The type of chick that is such a cock block that she will go to such lengths as to karate chop a dude in the throat when he tries to kiss you.

Brah....that chick Reniah is a massive dick filter.

by Lilly---uuhhhh July 22, 2016