Wokeing

Waking up in a retarded way

Faris is Wokeing a little too much today

by LaziestAlien March 30, 2024

Woke Art

Art designed to annoy or provoke so your rejection proves you’re a bigot, dressed up as moral enlightenment.

"The Rings of Power felt like woke art: every scene crafted to frustrate Tolkien purists, so their anger could be used against them."

by Skullford October 6, 2025

Wokes

People who are Gen-Zers and/or hardcore ideological leftists that influence pop culture, the media, and the government Ex: SJWs, Transpeople, BLM, Antifa, Marxists, and college students.

The wokes hate our founding documents becuase they believe our republic was founded on white supremacy and slavery.

by jondich November 25, 2023

Woke and Boke

The past tense of Wake And Bake

I was gonna go to work today, but I woke and boke instead. Now I’ll just sit around and make excuses for myself instead.

by Cheebcrazy July 3, 2019

Woke

Adj. Term used to describe a person who is opinionated and has no filter.

Gabriel is so woke, he isn’t going to have a dog lick peanut butter from his crotch because of his awareness that overweight dogs are ostracized and wants his dog to be vegan thin.

by anonymous December 8, 2022

Woke

Sometimes a quiffle, Twunt or wankspangler.

I asked the parking warden if I could call him a parking womble. He said so no because it's not woke enough. So I just called him a wankspangler instead.

by Bertie Patel December 11, 2020

earth woke

An individual that is highly perceptive regarding the current state of the world. Generally practices a lifestyle of being mindful, ecofriendly and aware of their current carbon footprint inpact to the earth. Typically avoids shopping at large e-commerce stores or corporations and prefers smaller niche retailers at three times the cost. Diet is usually vegetal leaning or fully vegan. Clothes are typically thrifted or bought from expensive small business retailers.

Selectively expensive in some things such high quality products for aesthetics but serves no ergonomic function.

Don't you think Kelly is so earth woke? She just bought a compost machine and that blue land soap. She really loves the environment.

by boardgamebender January 26, 2022