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woke up dead

Slang. Did not wake up because they were dead. Clever reduction of too many words for our ADHD short attention spanned population.
by Cleverdetector November 18, 2023
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Woke

1. People who are not straight, white, and/or cisgendered

2. A word the Political Right likes to use against the Political Right or anything the Right doesn't like (i.e. Black Ariel, LGBTQ+)
1. It's not woke if you're white!

2. That new movie was so woke! That woman was clearly a man!
by catching_fire_3 May 12, 2024
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Woke

by ANTIFAMAN2008 February 25, 2024
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Woke

An individual who has overly progressive views, particularly on topics such as race and gender.
You woke idiots are dipfucks. If countries like America and the UK become too ethnically diverse, then we will have no fucking culture! I'd rather if places like Scotland is a Scottish Majority because that way we will retain our Scottish Culture. I want Africa to be all Black, I want China to be all Chinese. I don't hate other races as you idiots claim, I just think individuality is important.
by UltimateDoge September 21, 2022
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E-woke

Finding all of your political awareness online
Carin is suddenly commenting on politics, she has been online reading about the election suddenly she is e-woke.
by anonymous December 19, 2022
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Woke

Woke is where one feels they need to be in order to project a certain political alignment.
Man, that dog won't even chase cats. He sure is WOKE!
by Bumrags July 21, 2022
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Woke right

It is an umbrella term for individuals who are engrossed by social justice and thinks of themselves as saviors with a moral high ground, but remain willfully ignorant to the irrationality of their claims and the problems they create.

These individuals give special treatment to certain minorities in hopes of ending anti semitism and perpetuate Zionism as the norm.

They try to criticize, mock, ridicule and censor anyone who doesn’t support Zionism as a legitimate foreign policy strategy.

It was originally coined as a slur against people who opposed spending billions to fund foreign wars and toppling other foreign governments, but shortly after it was created it was discovered that it more appropriately describes individuals who have centered there ideology around pushing Zionist propaganda as their core belief.
Those “woke right” people really hate it when you bring up the “10 wars in 10 yearsstrategy
by @FuckTheGov.org October 13, 2025
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