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Witching Hour

A phrase artsy fartsy goth girls use as another term for masterbatin time. Usually before bed or when nobody else is around.

They'll tell you it's when they burn candles and stuff but we all know what's really up.
"You guys need to head out it is getting late. It's almost time for my Witching Hour and I have class in the AM" - Tracy said.
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Witch of Greed

by skelebro1 May 10, 2022
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THE Blair Witch Project (The Lonely Island to Eduardo Sanchez)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: THE Blair Witch Project (The Lonely Island to Eduardo Sanchez)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025
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Witch Hunt

A term frequently blurted by Donald Trump and his PR team that indicates when he is about to be caught in felonious activities, used to distract the American public and trivialize his major offenses.
When we found out that Donny was a headliner in the Epstein Files, they immediately started calling it a witch hunt.

Whenever Donald faces prosecution, suddenly it's just a "witch hunt" and the evidence mysteriously disappears... Like magic.
by anonymous November 5, 2025
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when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.
Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.
by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022
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Sea Witch

One (woman or man or non-binary) who practices magic and rituals using relics and remnants of the sea, unusually in forms religious aspects.
Person 1: I saw them performing a ritual on the beach the other night.
Person 2: Didn’t you know? They’re a Sea Witch
by The Lunar Witch February 6, 2024
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well witch

The well witch steals all of your hot water from your water well, leaving you with an ice cold shower or bath. Used when you end up having a cold shower/bath from the moment you get in.
"Damn it, the well witch took all the warm water again!"
by kabukifurfrou January 14, 2025
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