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Whispering Egg

It’s when your GFs cooking breakfast and tells you you dropped something and when you bend over to pick it up she whispers in your ear (f me) you say, now? And she says yea now. And you just whip it out all angry and BAM you shove it in. And right away you feel crunch and suddenly it’s cold. She laughs. She says, Says fuck off. How’d you like that whispering egg?
John went fishing instead of shopping. Next morning he had whispering eggs for breakfast.
by BLaM666 August 29, 2018
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whispering eye

used in the movie role models
tell her u miss her whispering eye
by codasco April 4, 2009
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Chinese Whisper

A sexual act which involves 3 or more people jizzing in the ears and mouth of another individual and then will whisper a flirty quote into their ear and they will then have to guess what they said while having multiple hot loads in their mouth
"I'm bored and extremely horny, let's all do a Chinese Whisper on Carlos
by anonymous May 13, 2024
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kitty whisperer

(pro-noun): one who is overtly adept at causing the female orgasm to repeatedly occur.
"Dude: That guy looks like he could clear a room full of women with one smile."
Other dude: " That guy? He's a total kitty whisperer! Ask any of those women! Why do you think he has his 8" tongue hanging out his mouth?"
by clintopantochino February 17, 2018
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pants whisperer

farty person; flatulator (see Tags below)
Charlie took pride in his skills as a prodigious pants whisperer; and indeed, his emissions seldom exceeded the volume of a stage whisper.
by jawbone February 7, 2010
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whispering eye

by MusicJunkie311 May 28, 2009
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Thot whisperer

When a guy online talks to multiple thots & has vagina falling outta his inbox
Sick of getting called a thot whisperer.. I may a swell just become one!
by Veetolio April 21, 2020
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