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Birthday Week

The week after one's birthday, when they transform into a major diva for a whole week. During this period, the "Birthday Diva" as they are referred to receive everything they wish, and do things that are outrageous. This is extremely serious during a 16th Birthday.
Jack- Has anyone noticed Michele has been a total bitch ever since her party last Tuesday?
Bill- My brother told me its called a Birthday Week, when a person goes into a diva rampage for a whole week...
by twojscanthurt June 14, 2011
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weekaunch

Ridiculous, absurd, dumb.

It was made up in a random IM conversation accidentally, now more and more people are starting to use it, usually in bulletins and comments. Generally followed by sum (some)
Nick - "Hey dude, it says your email has 7,000 spam messages"

John - "Man, thats sum weekaunch"
by Xanemii January 29, 2009
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Weekend boyfriend

A boyfriend that is only available to you on the weekends or on vacation. Called the weekend boyfriend because you don't want to make anything too official due to the inconvenient circumstances of your relationship.
I can't wait for this 2 weeks to go by.... I will finally be able to make it up to Vegas to see my weekend boyfriend again
by weekend girlfriend June 22, 2011
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Destruction Week

A group of 7 friends participate in this dreaded event. One person is assigned a specific day of the week, and on the given day the rest of the group teams up to makes fun of the person with there being NO restrictions. Another participant is verbally abused the next day and so on and so forth until the week is over. Topics such as racial background, attractive sisters/mothers, weight, death in the family, or general pet-peeves are encouraged to destroy your friends self-esteem! This week will ruin friendships, but it is the ultimate test of self-esteem and human connection.

RULES
-There are no verbal restrictions
-verbal abuse only
-24 hours of abuse starting at 12am all days
-if a participant is not present on their designated day, then they will be rescheduled and someone else will take their place.
-If the victim decides to "back-out" during the Week then he/she will be shunned for 2 weeks from the friend group.
-If someone cries, make fun of them more.
-Non-participants cannot make one joke against any of the seven participants. If a non-participant chooses to attempt a joke against the "seven," then the rest of the week will be devoted to them
-If a person chooses to defend him/herself on his/her day, it is acceptable yet not recommended
-Apologies are optional at the end of the the day, somewhat recommended at the end of the week.
-One participant per day and only seven participants at least and at most. (that's why its a fucking week)
Bill: Dude, Destruction Week is coming up. I hope you're man enough to make fun of Johnny because of his diabetes and recently deceased brother.
by a possible asshole May 24, 2011
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Weekly World News

Ironically, Weekly World News possesses more truth than other sources of news. Such as "The Fox News Channel". Possibly remembered mostly by their mascot, Bat-Boy. The magazine is probably at your local grocery store.
Girl: "Who do you believe has a stronger possibility of disputing truthful statements? A satirical news reporter for 'Weekly World News' who says Bigfoot is real, or homophobic, Neo-Nazi, Ann Coulter on 'The O'Reilly Factor'"?

Guy: "This satirical news reporter isn't Bill O'Reily, right?"

Girl: "Right."

Guy: "Oh, thank god! The satirical news reporter without the slightest bit of hesitance!"
by GloveGiblets March 8, 2007
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weed weekend

Weekends in which buddys smoke weed for as long as possible. watch films, and just scoff food and be stoned, and watch 8 mile
28th of augest untill like the first of sept. me (muddy) and chris stonned,
*sheds a tear*
by muddy December 17, 2004
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Weekend Diet

It starts on Friday when you have a take-away then just keep eating crappy foods all weekend, but then start eating healthily on Monday
Friday

Charlie: 'Dude wanna get a Mcdonalds afterwork?'

Bethany: 'Yeah my weekend diet starts at 6 o clock'

Saturday

Bethany: 'I can't be bothered making a meal, ring up dominoes'

Sunday

Bethany: 'Whats one more take-away gonna do?'

Monday

Bethany: 'I'm starting my atkins today, never having a weekend diet again'
by wiggy192 May 5, 2011
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