Wedgie

Wedgie is when the panties get stuck in between the booty cheeks. It is uncomfortable and could put people in awkward positions

1) Excuse y’all I have to take this wedgie out of my booty😂
2) I don’t feel comfortable, I have a wedgie

by Dhmy January 7, 2019

Mouth wedgie

When a Covid mask mutes your voice and makes it hard to breathe.

This Covid makes is giving me a major mouth wedgie! Can’t breathe and nobody understands what I’m saying.

by Colt 40 Feinberg March 2, 2021

Tornado Wedgie

A tornado wedgie occurs when you quickly roll over in bed while wearing pajama pants. The motion causes your PJ pants to completely twist around your legs and eventually into your crack. This type of wedgie is very uncomfortable and cannot simply be picked out, you must undo the tornado wedgie by quickly rolling over in the opposite direction.

Funky: Hey baby, how about a kiss...AHHHHGGH!
Foxy: What's wrong stud muffin?
Funky: Tornado wedgie!!!

by Funk Jones April 26, 2014

Removal wedgie

The removal wedgie is when someone gives you a wedgie that completely destroys and rips the underwear off of the person

When I was in eighth grade I would give my friend wedgies and he would hate it so I made him go in my underwear and gave him a wedgie for more than an hour then my underwear finally broke and ripped off of him. He had asked me why and I hold him because I wanted to give you a removal wedgie

by The thinker maker October 10, 2022

Camping wedgie

Camping in hot weather. So hot that you have swamp ass and your wedgie is stuck and painful

Dang, it was so hot camping that John had a camping wedgie

by anonymous July 15, 2023

golden wedgie

A word I created for when someone wedgies you so hard you piss yourself

Colby: “Yo, did you hear what happened to Jake?”
Sam: “I heard he got a golden wedgie, and he doesn’t have any spare clothing!”

by Just existing i guess December 15, 2023

The Wedgie Flop

Legend has It that Devon "Poopy Do" Josephs brethren forced him to jump off a high platform at the pool. Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph was scared but he made the plunge, he landed on his buttocks. His swimming trunks went so far up his anus that they had to go to a medical professional to get it removed. "They" called it "The Wedgie Flop"

"When I was eight, my brothers dared me to jump off the high-dive platform at the pool. I was scared, but I jumped. I wasn't gonna let them call me chicken. I landed on my butt. Sounds better than a belly flop, right? Wrong. My trunks went so far up my butt, I had to go to the hospital and get them removed. They invented a new word for what I did. The wedgie flop. I've been afraid of water ever since."

-Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph, Talking About His Fear of Water

by Evono September 11, 2024