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human virus

A human virus is someone who infects everything and everyone around them with their toxic personality. A human virus spends their time collecting gossip about others and then spews it all over every person who happens to come upon them. They love to infect friendships pinning friend against friend, they attack people’s relationships, they spew venom at others accomplishments and tend to throw their judgmental green snot at anyone on their radar who thinks viruses are gross. They also tend to try to infect any organized groups

( like sports teams, dance clubs, school volunteer organizations, political groups) that have systems of order because the human virus does not want to deal with conflict in a healthy and constructive way. The human virus would rather infect the groups with rumours and chaos. When the human virus 🦠 infects an innocent bi-stander ( remember virus disguises themselves as smart and successful even though they have never truly accomplished anything) they have the ability to cause blindness and absess in the brain making one unable to see proper truths or be able to think for themselves. Others with a more hearty immune system tend to be repelled by the human virus and try to stay away from the human virus at all costs. Unfortunately when the human virus is so out of control, some people tend to befriend the virus so the virus will leave them alone and not attack them as well.
Willow is a human virus, she spews disease on everyone.

Of course she believes Willow, Willow has infected her with the human virus. She is now a lost cause.
by Haddsm210 February 8, 2019
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Coronita virus

Similar to the coronavirus but it only affects little people
Dumbguy- Hey that' Consuelo is really hot looking midget!

Intellectual-thats not nice! They're referred to as "little people" and she has the coronita virus!
by Nick worder March 25, 2020
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Balogna virus

Coronavirus, through the eyes of us that arent falling for the scam
Dude are you gonna surf or are you still hiding from the balogna virus?
by Fursey O'Veebee July 9, 2020
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Corona virus

Something I can't get cause I'm not old enough to drink yet
I heard the corona virus started when a man fucked a bat in wuhan
by EUGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! October 8, 2020
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HISOKA PORN VIRUS

WHEN SOMEONE SENDS YOU A LINK WITH HISOKA NUDES PORN FEATURING GON DONT CLICK IT OR YOU WILL CAN ONLY TYPE IN CAPSLOOK
by Maybe if you stanned Loona b1s September 1, 2020
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Chinese Asshole Virus

When you go too far in making fun of your asian friends and have diarrhea everyday for a year.
John: I was making fun of Dan (asian) and now I feel like shit
Jim: Well, safe to say you caught Chinese Asshole Virus
by slimjesus607 January 2, 2023
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T-Virus

it cause people to live forever it attack the mind of the person sores
by cj November 11, 2003
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