Skip to main content

valentine's day

A day invented by the Government in order to increase sales and prices on all things associated with love. These include roses chocolates, and anything else that would make somebody happy and/or 'warm'. This was a very good con thought up, as if you don't buy your loved one something, they will hit you, scream at you, dump you, and not give you that $100 bottle of champagne that you saw them hide in their bra (which they would probably ask you to 'fish out', leading to...!xxxKERCHINGxxx!).

It is also a conspiracy against 'ginger ningas' (red-heads), who of course will never receive or give anything for valentine
Blonde Super Model: I love Valentine's day- I get so many presents!

Red Headed Minger Ninga: *punches babe* FUCK YOU!
by D-Mon February 8, 2005
mugGet the valentine's day mug.

Valentino

A song from American rapper and music artist 24kgoldn released in 2019 at which he doesn’t want a valentine but a deep ass blowjob..

Valentino is pretty much a trash mumble rap track popularized by Tik Tok..
I just listened to Valentino therefore I want a deepthroat.
by TheSakaBomber October 27, 2019
mugGet the Valentino mug.

bullet for my valentine

In my opinion, a whole bunch of suck rolled into one little EMO, fag-blowing package. And for all you emo muthafuckers who don't realize that the band is emo and NOT Heavy Metal then you are sadly mistakenl. We don't want them. You can have your emo faggots and you can save that bullet for your head.
- Do you like Bullet for my Valentine?

- Nope.

- Hmm... me neither. Wanna go not cry and/or cut ourselfs?

- Sure.
by wed-g May 10, 2006
mugGet the bullet for my valentine mug.

platonic valentine

When ur already in the friend zone and your crush wants you to remember it on valentines day
by Antrobar May 5, 2018
mugGet the platonic valentine mug.

Valentina

A sexy Chilean bitch with an affinity for emo bands, Jedi braids, and having sex on weird surfaces.
The chick I did last night totally had the Force! Must've been a Valentina.
by gerpderpen June 5, 2011
mugGet the Valentina mug.

Valentines Day

The only only easy way to get sex.
Not on Christmas, not on Halloween.
Hoes cost too much to pay.

Valentines day is the only day when I get to play.
by Hyena King February 14, 2010
mugGet the Valentines Day mug.

Valentine Volcano

A volcano that spews hearts. A Valentine Volcano is most often seen at a senior center when two older people are very much in love, such as is seen with Beatrice Middleton and her boyfriend, Hec Hanley. A Valentine Volcano is very hard to stop; when it erupts, look out! Your heart will be on fire.
Beatrice: Wow! There's a Valentine Volcano out here. (she kisses Hec)

Hec: Whoah! Good one! Super-charged. You know there must be tons of Valentine Volcanoes around here.

Beatrice: Look where we are. We're at the Senior Center. There's some sweet stuff going on here.

Elsie: This is gonna be a great date! Would you dance with me?

Hec: (switches on 'Love Me Tender') This is a real volcano. Careful now, we're gonna get burned!

Beatrice: Its not that type of volcano. Would you be my Valentine, sweetie? (she sits down and starts rubbing Hec with some Martian Mud)

Hec: Of course I'll be your Valentine. You know I love you. We're both former Marines here. Semper Fi!

Beatrice: Yes, we almost live by the same creed. Honor, courage, commitment - A Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do! Valentine Volcanoes are hot!
by Dusty's Baby Powder September 4, 2011
mugGet the Valentine Volcano mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email