uncle stage

A life stage of a single man at which he pursues intimacy only vicariously through his friends and family.

We've been on a bunch of dates but nothing ever happens. I think he's at the uncle stage.

by STCL December 10, 2011

bumbling uncle

A old man on YouTube who gets pranked and does and says stupid things that are funny while his great nephew films hims

Check them out on YouTube @ Bumbling Uncle

Michael: wow have you heard of the bumbling uncle
Gabe: yea he's so funny

Savanna: fuck that mother fucker

Michael: hey don't say that

Savanna: well fuck you too BYE BITCH!!!!!!
Gabe: damn harsh

Michael: shut up Gabe

by Apple pie.org March 2, 2020

uncle twisted

When someone drinks an executive amount of half&half twisted tea and screams at everyone he wants them to get fucked up with a twisted tea box on his head

Uncle twisted: I WANT YOU TO GET FUCKED UP

by Uncle twisted January 13, 2019

friendly uncle

An unwanted yet forceable insertion performed during holidays by one's fathers brother. aka uncle.

So last Christmas my uncle Benny gave me a friendly uncle leaving me limping for a week.

by FuzzySachel November 21, 2017

Uncle Waj

A Muslim version of an Uncle Tom. The Uncle Waj is considered to be excessively obedient or servile to the white man. They are typically South Asian, and find no problem throwing marginalized communities, such as Palestinians, under the bus.

Another term used to describe an Uncle Waj is "sell-out."

Did you hear about the trip Haroon took to the settlements? He's such an Uncle Waj!

by airefeek69 June 5, 2018

Uncle Judy

A music based YouTube creator who has proven to have talent in many fields, but because he doesn’t recognize his own talent, he shits in buckets and makes pussy jokes instead.

Guy: did you see the new Uncle Judy vid?

Other guy: the one where he shits in a bucket?
Guy yeah.

by Likmike November 27, 2021

Uncle Touchy

When your uncle loves you too much & is down to love you even more.

I used to have an Uncle Mitch, then he was incarcerated, now he's Uncle Touchy.

by NikiNitro September 25, 2023