turkish freckles

When your drinking and the first person that passes out you drop your pants and fart in his face. Except you accidentally shart, spraying his face with speckles of shit.

Dave passed out! Let's give him some Turkish Freckles!!

by MikeOxbig the Gladiator December 22, 2017

turkish freckles

When your drinking and the first person that passes out you drop your pants and fart in his face. Except you accidentally shart, spraying his face with speckles of shit.

Dave passed out! Let's give him some Turkish Freckles!!

by MikeOxbig the Gladiator December 22, 2017

Turkish tomb cat

someone who only has one purpose and is pugly

you're a Turkish tomb cat.

by shorrn October 13, 2022

Turkish Orangutan

When your partner (who is preferrably Turkish and has ass hair) rubs a banana between their butt cheeks' sweat and stuffs it up your hole anally

Hey Jake, how is Amanda?
Oh shes fine, we just did a Turkish Orangutan yesterday, my ass is still sore

by Smurfskii January 22, 2021

Turkish Dance

When two men decide to dance naked after eating a big plate of kebab.

Ey Mehmet, let’s turkish dance after dinner.

by University of Belgrade December 10, 2023

turkish bear

a gay hairy fat turkish man,google it,you will be shocked,i warned you!

i just saw turkish bear porn,it was shocking

by TheUrbanBadger January 30, 2016

Turkish rise and fall

When you suddenly get an erection, and just as suddenly loose said erection.

Boy she sure gave me the ol’ Turkish rise and fall yesterday with that bowling pin and jug of KY.

by BlueBlazes February 15, 2022