Tomatoe

1. someone who engages in promiscuous sexual realtion useually for money
2. someone who prosents themselves as a skank
3. someone who wears revealing clothing

girl 1: wow! did you see stephanie's myspace pictures?
girl 2: yeah. she is such a tomatoe
girl 1: i know! i mean PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!
guy: i thought she was pretty HOTT

by tastexxmyxxchaos December 25, 2008

Tomato Head

Smelly fucking jock with a red face. So red and smelly that all you can think of is of a tomato. An extremely boring beast. Any taken girl is unsafe from this wild animal. They don't want single girls. Tomato Head comes out mostly at night when he's drinking with his equally faggetty team mates.

Tomato Head Quotes

*"I'm soooooo highhhh right now "(not high)
*"Want to come snuggle?"
*"I was trying to wheel you! You don't act like you have a boyfriend..."
*"Go tuck your room mate in and come over to my place"
*"Let's get blietzkrieg!!! "

by KKES January 11, 2010

tomatoe paster

A person who repeatedly stabs people in the back, over and over, for their own twisted pleasure and satisfaction.

Acid Rain and Danielle are wicked tomatoe pasting bitches!!!

by Pink Playdoh June 3, 2005

tomato'd

A synonym for being stoned.

Guy 1: I'm so high.
Guy 2: Yeah man, I'm so tomato'd right now.

by ibpro November 26, 2010

tomato surprise

When you're going down on your girl and she surprises you with heavy flow.

I went down on my girl knowing she was near her period when she gave me a tomato surprise.

blue waffle

by Hampharm October 25, 2015

Tomatoing

When a girl cums while on her period, and the discharge includes menstruation.

Crystal said she was on her period, but we had sex anyway, and she started tomatoing hard.

by scratchedCD May 3, 2018

tomato

a vegetable that ate my dad

A FUCKING TOMATO ATE MY DAD

by Kyle_broflovski10000000 June 17, 2020