totalfuckenglish

English that is so bloody horrible that you can't even decipher the original meaning, usually encountered in texting and IMing. Similar to "text speech" but

is the anythg w c du b wia???? is totalfuckenglish for "is there anything we can do but wait?"

by ApathyImp May 23, 2011

total shermbeck move

any action or saying that screams "I define G.T.L."

"bro, i forgot my tan oil" - shermy
"total shermbeck move bro!"- shermy's bro

converse allstars, axe hair gel, graphic tees, fist pumps

by DJ Shermbeck May 24, 2011

tootanami

The wave of flatugenic noxious fumes that is inescapable, no matter your intended escape route.

The tootanami decimated my friends' nasal cavities, in spite of a quick exit down the hall, away from the noxious wave lurking under my comforter.

by jaylove2 June 19, 2011

Total Body Evacuation

The simultaneous loss of multiple types of bodily fluids, on an involuntary basis, after passing out following a night out on the town.

Known on twitter as #TBE

Julian didn't know what had happened to his bed until he realised he'd had a Total Body Evacuation during the night

by ubd_god December 23, 2011

Total Tosser

Somebody who abuses or tries to destroy any form of kindness, love, admiration, friendship, generosity or patience from you towards another human being.

A cheat liar or scammer that plays around and is unfaithful or somebody that has no feelings for anybody other than themselves.

A company that offers you a product that is either not fit for purpose or a service that is below expected standards or a cap wearing gold badge chasing employee who thinks the buck stops there.

It could simply be a partner who has treated you so badly that they do not deserve a piece of your heart or a company that refuses to accept they are in the wrong and try everything within their powers to stop you achieving satisfaction.

Total Tosser
Tosser

by totaltossers.com October 10, 2012

Total Ed

Total Education (known as "Total ED", or more commonly "Total" by its students) is an alternative learning facility located in Vancouver, British Columbia, for students that aren't compatible with mainstream school. It hosts grades 10 to 12.

About 80% of the students there smoke cigarettes. About 95% are actually really fucking nice people. There's a lot of metalheads and artists.

Generally, the typical student at Total will have had either drug issues, mental health issues, behaviour issues, etc. Our school's a little crazy. But we like it that way, and being around people who have struggled with the same things you have is extremely therapeutic.

The general attitude amongst the students is that they love their school. You always hear people saying how much they like it here. Our school was hosted at Tupper for a while because our school had a fire, and pretty much everybody completely hated it and all the students in it. But we're back, and everyone's happy.

Guy1: Hey, what school do you go to?
Guy2: I go to Total Ed. It's fuckin' awesome.

by littledeath August 19, 2012

Total Stranger

When recieving a handjob from someone you've just met, or a stranger. They use the hand opposite of what they write with. For example, if they're right handed they would use their left hand.

You know that girl I hooked up with the other day? She gave me a weird handjob. It was like a total stranger.

by FlashSlapper November 8, 2013