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pop-out toaster

Humorous term for a female who gets oreggo very easily.
One of da best ways to be a good buddy to a fellow bachelor is to warn him if a gal he's thinking of dating is a pop-out toaster, so that he can take precautions --- i.e., condoms, pulling out in a timely manner, carefully scheduling his lovemaking sessions in accordance with the gal's monthly periods, etc. --- against da unwanted pitter-patter of little feet and/or child-support payments.
by QuacksO October 4, 2018
mugGet the pop-out toastermug.

toaster

a shit thing that never fucking works
why the fuck do you have a toaster
by the dude who made toasters March 10, 2025
mugGet the toastermug.

commit toaster bath

suicide in fancier words.
by suffocation_is_lol December 27, 2022
mugGet the commit toaster bathmug.

Toaster Roasted

When a person roasts the absolute fuck out of you.
by Emily Sutton August 2, 2016
mugGet the Toaster Roastedmug.

loaf on toaster

its when toasters "toasts" the loaf slowly and nicely ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) so its basically sex
Loaf: lets do loaf on toaster bby
Toaster: okay loafie
then sex
by DehAlmightyLoaf July 24, 2018
mugGet the loaf on toastermug.

Toaster

A toaster is person devoid of any real personality. They are nice and normal and “just there”, and can be useful —like your toaster In your kitchen.

Synonym and derivation : Milk-toast
Frank was nice enough but a total toaster
by Wangler123 October 21, 2020
mugGet the Toastermug.

Pulling a Toaster

Originated from an Assetto Corsa player who "pulled a toaster" because he thought he was ignored.

Its a term used when a person no-one gives a fuck about, decides to leak spicy information to the opposition of any kind.
Zema wanted to race and hes new.
I want to give the new guys chances too, so that they won't be pulling a toaster.
by yourmamageylol March 8, 2018
mugGet the Pulling a Toastermug.

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