oh tits!

an expression used during an event of important significance. Also used when exasperated. As well as in the case of what you had previously expected to take place does not. Exclaimation during a sudden realization.

oh tits!

Walking through a large crowded area
Person A - There's no way we'll make it through this...
Person B - Come on, follow me
Person A - Oh Tits! *Follows Person B*

by roflstomper November 3, 2007

Tit Rug

The pubic hair covering a males pectoral muscles and the surrounding area of his torso.

Famous owners of tit rugs include Tom Selleck, Mike Rowe and Danny DeVito

by Crisco Steve December 5, 2007

sick tits

When one or both of the female's breasts are feeling under the weather, thus resulting in violent projectile regurgitation via the nipple hole.

"Excuse me teacher... Can I please go to the bathroom? I think I have sick tits."

"Hey, why is her shirt all wet?"

"Oh, she has sick tits."

by Narrated by Morgan Freeman January 20, 2015

pendulum tits

A pair of very large breasts that swing around during doggy-style sex.

Man, she's got some great pendulum tits!

by B.S. Insurgent September 6, 2006

tit-whack

When your large-breasted friend gets all pissy, moody, and and bitchy when she's mad about something. She may exert an annoying, high-pitched noise that sounds something like "eh!". Because of this, you may have real or imagined fears that she'll whack you unconscious with her gynormous tit. Can also be shortened to simply "TW".

"Did you talk to Sarah today?" "No, because she was majorly tit-whacky."

by Sparkly Smash February 4, 2010

Gypo tits

A girl with a small cleveage.
General diss to anyone.

How was that girl you pulled?

She was allright gypo tits though.

by deanojenks March 22, 2010

rubber-titted

A derogatory adjective usually accompanied by vapid, fake, or stupid, and followed by bimbo. May be directed toward a woman (or twink) who is considered both fake and dull. Generally, blonde actresses, often porn stars, who cannot carry on a conversation for the memory span of a goldfish nor perform their job exceedingly well.

Person #1: Oh my god! Megan Fox is sooo fucking hot.

Person #2: That rubber-titted, plastic, airhead-of-an-actress?

by lesbionix June 29, 2010