Passing by to buy tires for my daughter 

"Passing by to buy tires for my daughter" is slang in the United States Marine Corps for laying siege to, seizing, and controlling fueling facilities during combat operations or civil unrest

"Gas prices are through the roof right now. I was over at Costco this morning passing by to buy tires for my daughter and the line was 4 cars deep on each pump. Naturally I told the attendant "I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me the pump, the oil, the gasoline, and the whole compound, and I’ll spare your lives. Just walk away; I will give you safe passage in the wasteland. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror."

Passing by to buy tires for my daughter by Backyard Possum May 12, 2021

Im so tired 

a person who wants to die like you reading this right now

Person : Im so tired
Person 2: you okay?

Im so tired by raiissotired March 12, 2022

tirednosity 

tirednosity: a totally made up word that is very useful. It kinda means overly tired.

i'm sooooooo full of tirednosity

tirednosity by powder blue ninja egg July 11, 2006

tirefuck 

What happens when you are in french and mix up words.

Mr. Schafer...
Regan: so one time nick ran into a tirefuck

tirefuck by 1238smurf March 25, 2012

Tireni 

Tireni Oyenusi is an up and coming, Nigerian-American actor who has been in multiple commercials (Fruity Pebbles, Panini), short films (New Moons, A True Crime), and theatre productions (Wizard of Oz, The Watsons go to Birmingham-1963). He has been trained under the likes of Diane Christiansen, New York Film Academy, and AMTC (Actors, Models, and Talent for Christ). In his spare time, Tireni likes to play video games, catch up on anything superhero-related, and make videos. He has a 2nd degree black belt in Taekwondo, and is a beginner in electric guitar. Tireni hopes to positively impact and inspire people through his acting. A boy who loves to create!

Hey Tireni! Can I get your autograph?

Tireni by r/foundtireni May 31, 2019

Tires

Round thing

Goes under the car

Person 1: what are those?
Person 2: tires

Tires by SupAsiaCoolie August 23, 2020

pumping your tires 

Giving one a compliment

erica: say something nice to me
jake: man I'm always pumping your tires.

pumping your tires by PUMP MEEEE May 18, 2012