Why’d you and John break-up?
Girl, he is a total Jack Tripper. It wasn’t just the well documented / semi-universal guilt a person might experience right after jacking off…John would also feel it WHILE jacking off ! And don’t get me started on how that affected our sex life. Any outside-of-the-box shit i would mention to him like brother/sister role play or having sex in public would send him into a shame-spiral that would render him useless….sexually for weeks at a time. We broke-up because John is a DEFCON-5 level Jack Tripper. Cold truth. Cold truth.
Girl, he is a total Jack Tripper. It wasn’t just the well documented / semi-universal guilt a person might experience right after jacking off…John would also feel it WHILE jacking off ! And don’t get me started on how that affected our sex life. Any outside-of-the-box shit i would mention to him like brother/sister role play or having sex in public would send him into a shame-spiral that would render him useless….sexually for weeks at a time. We broke-up because John is a DEFCON-5 level Jack Tripper. Cold truth. Cold truth.
by anonymous March 28, 2022
Get the Jack Tripper mug.A GT is a person who likes to top any story you happen to tell him. Rather than being opportunistic and topping a story after hearing your story, the God-topper will ask a series of questions setting himself up to top your story.
Every time I tell Jim a story he tells me a story trying to top my story. Frank is a God-Topper, he gets you to tell him a story just to top it after.
Ex 2 Topper
Frank-“Hey Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”
J.- “That’s crazy! Did I ever tell YOU about the time we went to the bar and all of us got sick and threw up on the bartender? Then the police came and slipped on the barf and fell to the ground Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”They dropped their guns. A bullet hit my friend but he was okay!”
Ex3 Godtopper
Jim-
Hey have you ever gone to the bar and gotten sick?
Frank-
“Totally, Ya I have! Did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”.
Jim-
J.- “That’s crazy! Did I ever tell YOU about the time we went to the bar and all of us got sick and threw up on the bartender? Then the police came and slipped on the barf and fell to the ground Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”They dropped their guns. A bullet hit my friend but he was okay!”
Ex 2 Topper
Frank-“Hey Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”
J.- “That’s crazy! Did I ever tell YOU about the time we went to the bar and all of us got sick and threw up on the bartender? Then the police came and slipped on the barf and fell to the ground Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”They dropped their guns. A bullet hit my friend but he was okay!”
Ex3 Godtopper
Jim-
Hey have you ever gone to the bar and gotten sick?
Frank-
“Totally, Ya I have! Did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”.
Jim-
J.- “That’s crazy! Did I ever tell YOU about the time we went to the bar and all of us got sick and threw up on the bartender? Then the police came and slipped on the barf and fell to the ground Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”They dropped their guns. A bullet hit my friend but he was okay!”
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In the back of the closet next to the bag that you said you were gonna donate to Goodwill 2 months ago.
In the back of the closet next to the bag that you said you were gonna donate to Goodwill 2 months ago.
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Referring to a man so deeply closeted he sits between the bag that says Goodwill and your grandma’s old Christmas decor.
Referring to a man so deeply closeted he sits between the bag that says Goodwill and your grandma’s old Christmas decor.
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