Triggernomics

/ˈtriɡər nämiks/

*noun*

An ideology of acceptance of excessive knee-jerk reactions and/or investing an exorbitant amount of emotional energy into being offended by or responding to innocuous words/gestures/phrases without understanding the surrounding context; often used as an attempt to gain acceptance into a like-minded group.

"Is this ok?"

*gives "OK" sign with hand*

"Uhhhh, did you just make that gesture with your fingers!? Do you realize how racist that is!?"

"Put down the triggernomics, I'm just saying that it's 'OK'"

by Practicalogist July 1, 2021

Trigger Mortise

The state after being triggered

“Wow this _____ is entering trigger mortise”

by Saintswamps July 7, 2021

Trigger Disorder

A condition that causes those effected to believe any idea, no matter how basic, will anger any individual.

Wow, i think she has Trigger Disorder, why would food trigger someone?

by average nobody mc nobody face August 31, 2021

Trigger of Sidekicks

A group of fuckwit actors who think they are smart via osmosis of scripts they have read. Based on the Image Comic by Chris Schweizer and Kyle Stacks "Six Sidekicks of Trigger Keaton" is based on a bunch of idiots trying to solve the murder of an actor they hated to give their life meaning.

Look at those fucking trigger of sidekicks over there thinking they know about vaccines because they started as an extra in ER

by Green Jaguar72 September 14, 2021

Triggered

Usally to kick off someone named

Jayda
Taylor
Chloe etc

Michael the 3inch seam@n demon triggered Jayda so bad she kicked off the internet

by GregariousMaximus November 29, 2021

Trigger

The most manly person in the whole universe, every one loves him. people consider him a god. Trigger is a mystery. A person who keeps you can't wrap your head around. Tall, handsome and his best feature ...his personality. With his funny and charming character he can make any young lady fall for him. Although he looks so serious all the time, he doesn't really smile.. Especially when he drives. But when he does...you must be doing something right.

Trigger it's amazing.
Trigger, smile more, please.

Wow thats a TRIGGER? I'm dating 😳
Yeah, Trigg can smash your ass in GG anytime anywhere... please do it at my home.

by herpossum,cutean December 1, 2021

Trigger

The most manly person in the whole universe, every one loves him. people consider him a god. Trigger is a mystery. A person who keeps you can't wrap your head around. Tall, handsome and his best feature ...his personality. With his funny and charming character he can make any young lady fall for him. Although he looks so serious all the time, he doesn't really smile.. Especially when he drives. But when he does...you must be doing something right.

Trigger it's amazing.
Trigger, smile more, please.

Wow thats a TRIGGER? I'm dating 😳
Yeah, Trigg can smash your ass in GG anytime anywhere... please do it at my home.

by herpossum,cutean December 1, 2021