Whack-Off Wednesday

Whack-Off Wednesday is a day that most young guys observe by jacking off on Wednesdays.

Whack-Off Wednesday is a day I never miss!

by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020

whack off light

A flashlight with an internal magnet and coil; marketed as a light without batteries to go dead. Performs poorly and requires a vigorous whacking off motion to make the magnet generate as much light as a candle.

The batteries in my Maglite were dead so I had to use my whack off light.

by GSpunk December 14, 2006

wiggedy-wiggedy-whacked

A humorous way of saying whacked.

"That's wiggedy-wiggedy-whacked!"

by The Grammar Nazi August 26, 2001

weed whacked

Smoking marijuana to the point where it is not fun/entertaining/pleasant anymore.

Man, I weed whacked myself last night and had a headache until I woke up and popped a Tylenol.

by Anton von Khristoph May 4, 2009

Bush Whacked

When a lazy chick doesn't shave her pussy for a long time and wakes up from hernia or female related surgery and has no snatch hair because it was removed by hospital staff.

(on the phone with her friend) "Damn Bitch, when I came-to from the anesthesia from surgery yesterday, I looked down at my pussy and realized I was bush whacked."

by LoveMeSomeNakedWomen June 12, 2013

whack ass nigga

one who refers to awesome shit like mountain dew, black dildos, lacrosse and the talented incubus, as whack or gay.
they are also known to enjoy interpol, muse (which everyone knows is a watered down version of radiohead) and works at the santikos rialto theater.

"what did she/he say??? oh nevermind, thats just a whack ass nigga!"

by the only realest nigga December 6, 2011

Whack my mole

A slang term for masturbating/masturbation

Well excuse me while I go whack my mole.

by BigG19 January 21, 2009