joe's tongue

A dildo found in Chelsie's Pussy.

YO! Joe's tongue goes so deep, it reaches my womb!

by Bubbadabully May 14, 2020

Clover tongue

FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. ISTG IF I SEE ANOTHER PERSON DO IT I WILL COMMIT ARSON. Not like I do that every day BUT STILL, FUCKING. IMPOSSIBLE.

NOT HUMAN: watch what I can do! *does abnormal alien tongue thing*

Me: *commits arson* *starts dancing by fire while singing* WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLDS BEEN TURNING WE DIDN-

Clover tongues are impossible

by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020

Golden tongue

Being able to verbally spin any situation into your favor regardless of the insurmountable odds. To prepare himself, usually the person will take his thumb and swipe his tongue, stating here goes the golden tongue.

My buddy is going to get that hot chicks number, he has the golden tongue.

My buddy is going to convince his boss that he should get a promotion, he has the golden tongue.

by B1GMammy January 21, 2020

tongue jab

It's a form of jab performed into a vagina or dirt box using your tongue

"I tongue jabbed that bitches pussy"

by Dharvtko February 21, 2014

tongue stab

Basically using your tongue as a sword and stabbing it into the women’s asshole

Person1: hey baby can I tongue stab you?
Person2: Ight

by TheFirstBigOunce June 17, 2019

cracker tongue

When you have just eaten crackers, and there are remnants on your tongue that are visible to those you are interacting with.

Cheer: *crunch crunch crunch* ... *gulp* "anyways, like I was saying,"
Hailey: "Ew, that's gross"
Cheer: "what, do I have cracker tongue?"
Hailey: "yeah girl"

by TeamPlaya69 April 29, 2016

Mr.Big-tongue

A insane person who is also a pervert and likes to call their children’s girlfriend their daughter

Me:”omg it’s mr.big-tongue hide!!”
Friend:”omg what do we do!!!”
Me:”Hide!!”

by Mr.big-tongue’s daughter-in-la June 20, 2019