Lemon Squeeze

The act of squirting lemon juice into ones vagina, causing immense discomfort and burning while having sex.
"Yo bro I lemon squeezed my girl last night, she was screaming and itching all night"
"Sweet dog, me next?"
by jsmith33334 April 28, 2025
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lolly squeeze

Inserting one’s erect penis into a revolving door to stop its movement.
After my shopping spree at Bed Bath and Beyond I got my rocks off with a late afternoon Lolly Squeeze at Eaton Centre.
by Blake791 October 24, 2023
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Fart Squeeze

a person that squeezes their facts
by Sharter69 January 02, 2021
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Squeezed lemon

Something that is missing the most important element
by J3ll-y October 31, 2020
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double-bubble squeezing

A.k.a. "chick chicle", this refers to where two tongue-lolling studs are simultaneously savoring a hot number's most-premium "mounds of joy" --- i.e., gleefully fondling her boobs and butt-cheeks --- in their thirsting hands.
There are two basic ways to perform double-bubble squeezing on a mutually-liked cutie: da most obvious-'n'-simple way, of course, would be for both dudes to face said delectable damsel --- one in front of her and one behind --- and then each reach his hands around either her upper or lower torso and gently cup both of her orbs of delicious protoplasm, and start kneading them softly in his palms and fingers. But if you and yer buddy really wanna make da willing-to-share-her-warm-softness sweetie feel "schuper schpecial" and satisfied, da two of you would instead stand on either side of her, and then each use one of yer hands "upstairs and down" to massage one of her boobs and butt-cheeks apiece, so dat she gets to dreamily enjoy da feel of both adoring fellas' warm lovin' palms on her upper and lower "fun bubbles". Bonus advantage of this latter method: neither of da guys will ever wistfully yearn for "what da other one is holding" --- i.e., one flesh-craving boy won't wish dat he was instead playing wif either da girl's ass or tits, depending on which "other" delectable body-area dat he himself is currently having a good time wif --- because each of said impromptu flesh-soothers is happily accessing a share of BOTH pairs of delightful feminine features, and so he won't feel da need to ask da other guy if he wants to "trade off" every few minutes.
by QuacksO January 23, 2025
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Squeezing the Salamander

I feel like Squeezing the Salamander today. It just feels right.
by Daddy Bobber 123 November 10, 2019
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Squeezing orange juice

When you twist your penis so damn hard that you start peeing, an actual method is used in the toilet for a lot of sexual pissing. Used as a very pleasurable way to piss in the toilet. It also happens when someone gives you the vaccum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000.
"Guys, I heard that Micheal was having trouble taking a piss in the bathroom. He had turned to Squeezing Orange Juice instead. So weird."
by nasty nsfw December 30, 2021
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