Redneck Diaper

A full roll of paper towels you pee into while driving.

(Verb)
"We're gonna have to redneck diaper this shit, or we'll be late."

(Noun)
"All I need is some coffee and a redneck diaper to last me a few hours"

by Nimbus May 27, 2016

Redneck Martini

When people order a draft beer and put olives in it to give the apperance of a sophisticated beverage.

Bartender, give me a redneck martini, I need to look posh and drink a beer at the same time

by Ambermarie1 May 6, 2011

Redneck Blazer

The counterpart to the ever popular Canadian Tuxedo

1. Carhartt Jacket, best accompanied by a camouflage hat and Wrangler jeans

"I told you that this is a high class event, you can't be wearin' no Redneck Blazer" - Darlene

"I though it was supposed to be a fish fry, I wore my Sunday best" - Jeb

by Melvin_Merkin February 12, 2012

Redneck Handjob

A handjob where the person giving has a band aid on their finger

Mark got a redneck handjob from Stephanie the last night, gross..

by oneloadedcheeseburgerplease April 19, 2023

Redneck trash

An ignorant redneck who thinks he is tough and all his opinions matter.

I just saw a redneck trash driving down the road with Kenny Chesney blaring music over their duel exhaust.

by PAYNT May 17, 2016

a thirsty redneck

Someone who likes their cousin

"Man my cousin lynn; I wonder if she a freak."
Aye bro u a thirsty redneck

by longdaddyd December 30, 2011

Redneck Hickey

A hickey but with more animal tendency.

My boyfriend gave me a redneck hickey last night.🥰

by Codipher June 26, 2020