Nonce

A person who still plays fortnite who is over the age of 16

-you know jimmy down the road he’s such a nonce

-why mate

-because he’s 20 and he still plays fortnite

by Anonymous 20001 January 21, 2021

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Nonce

an anti-pedophile slur used to conflate them with child sexual abusers

Darryl: "Ew...attracted to kids age 6 to 10? I can't believe she's a fucking nonce."
Sam: "A nonce is a person who has been convicted of a sex offence. You do realize there is a difference between finding someone attractive and sexually molesting them, yeah?"
Darryl: "Whatever, nonce sympathizer."
Sam: "All I did was state the facts...."

by Nariety January 27, 2021

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guy 1: whats a nonce
guy 2: bro did you not know? polar is a nonce

by gundhams balls January 29, 2021

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Nonce

Word to use to call your teacher if he brings you in the back of the class to tell you he has gotten a bad english grade but then lead you into a closet and tries to give you a massage, when you were in 3rd grade and your mom had to call the police on him

“That there in a right bloody nonce”

by not1day February 4, 2021

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a big dirty pedophile

fuck off you stroaky nonce

by top_shagger February 25, 2021

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Nonce

The most versatile word in England can be used in any context.

That josh kid don’t like chips he’s a nonce

That sonny bloke loves kids he’s a nonce

Gary puts his milk in before a teabag he’s a nonce

Or your mate you find funny insulting so you call them a stinky nonce

by Shovelboy123 March 1, 2021

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