Nonce

A nonce is Harry the bald egg. He also is a annoying

Harry is a nonce says bella

by hebesebesob October 17, 2020

Nonce

what you become after doing HSLA with small children

Lorn you're such a nonce

by queenllama the 2nd December 6, 2020

Nonce

A typical pedophile usually of mexican descent who would raid the kids discotheque and pull a 14 year old bird, tends to also talk about depression to lure his preys.

La Gendarmerie de Genève: Il ce trouve ou le pédophile ?

Class 1 boys: oh youre probably talking about richo hes the new nonce of the town

by Osama8MyDog June 16, 2019

Turbo nonce

Nonce means pedophile and turbo makes it more insulting

Mark Attwood on X is a turbo nonce

by MemeClips March 23, 2024

Alexander James Nonce Westcott

alex is the coolest g (stands for gangsta just to clarify) around. he makes all the biggest willy muscle men hide their girlfriends when he walks out the house otherwise they would want him instead!

person 1: ever heard of the myth ‘alexander james nonce westcott’
person 2: ah yes isn’t he like the coolest ever person!

by jjackparryy December 27, 2022

Nonce

Tony Lopez, hisoka,sienna mae, James Charles, zoe Laverne, all pedos

Omg Brittany did u hear the news? Tony is such a nonce innit fam

by Reboxwiththestraps March 21, 2022

Nonce

The most versatile word in England can be used in any context.

That josh kid don’t like chips he’s a nonce

That sonny bloke loves kids he’s a nonce

Gary puts his milk in before a teabag he’s a nonce

Or your mate you find funny insulting so you call them a stinky nonce

by Shovelboy123 March 1, 2021