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Deaf Job

Is where you stick your dick inside another's ear and jac off in it and cum in their ear and they become deaf.
I gave a deaf job to Tina.
by The Anus Master February 11, 2014
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Snarf Job

anything sexual having to do with a unicycle.
Dakota gave me a snarf job yesterday.
by murphl23 October 27, 2011
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jimmy-job

A Jimmy Job is when you do something on the rush, in other words, an improvised thing. A more formal equivalent expression would be To do something on the run
In Sense8 Season 2 episode 3 when Sun was breaking out of prison Nomi and her friend Bug were trying to hack the system, then Nomi asked bug :

Nomi: Bug?
Bug: I got something. Bit of a jimmy-job
by Plitz June 15, 2018
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Graham Job

Doing acts of oral sex performed on a man more then 3 times.For $150 or less. Prefer tranny’s.
I had fun doing Graham jobs behind the dumpster.
by Jose Vazquez February 1, 2019
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Job Savers

Gum or breath-mint taken to avoid detection of alcohol on the breath during work hours. Candy, such as a Life-Saver, can also be used to mask the alcohol on one's breath.
Tommy, do you have any Job Savers in your desk? I had a couple beers at lunch and need to talk to the boss one on one. You know he doesn't like us to drink, even at lunch.
by Hazela December 4, 2010
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Hobby Job

1) A fake job, a job that doesn't offer real financial support or stability, a job that is essentially a career in appearance only. a job for the gram (IG). 2) Frivolous employment. 3) A spoiled or rich girls day job.

4)A job that is actually fucking around with a hobby, but in reality is just a charade to make it appear that they're doing something with their life.
Anne: Did you hear Maggie got her real estate license? Melony: She just needed a hobby job so that her parents would keep paying her rent while she partied in the city, she'll eventually have to move back home to Oregon after shes all burned out and fucked half of the city's tinder guys and then reality will slowly set in.
by timekeeper96 March 28, 2019
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Gap Job

N.: The highly erotic and sexually stimulating act of licking your sexual partners goouch.
Dude, I got a crazy gap job last night. I just gave her a gap job, she was all up on my goouch.
by GapJobMaster67 June 14, 2011
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