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Definition: Anything, no matter how high the stakes, is possible.
Origins: After the horrid release of Justice League in 2016, missionary worker and religious profit Zack Snyder was able to turn one of the worst pieces of dog shit, abhorrent movies into a remarkable superhero film
Definition: Anything, no matter how high the stakes, is possible.
Origins: After the horrid release of Justice League in 2016, missionary worker and religious profit Zack Snyder was able to turn one of the worst pieces of dog shit, abhorrent movies into a remarkable superhero film
“Hey Di Lap are you going to bag that Victoria’s Secret model tonight or are you going to cry yourself to sleep?”
“Snyder Law states that I will be balls deep by dawn”
“Snyder Law states that I will be balls deep by dawn”
by Garbanzo March 19, 2021
Get the Snyder Lawmug. by RoiceX June 23, 2020
Get the Jones' Lawmug. Caro's Law
Caro's Law: Also known as 'Carldor' or sometimes refered to as the 'Hypothesis of Caro'.
This denotes to the teachings of the fallen prophet Caro -denounced by the Roman Emperor Scipio Africanus in 165 BC-. Since Pre-Biblical times, the words of Caro have emanated in the hearts and minds of all great forward thinkers such as the disciple of Jesus; Judas, quoting him as he kissed the founder of Christianity's brow, and later down the line even such Italian genius's as Leonardo Da'vinci and Mussolini giving credit to his preachings in their glorious success.
Caro's Law originated as what we would now refer to as an ideology similar to soft fascism, although at the time this may have been seen as the ignorant 'plebs' naturally following the higher authority of the patriarchy. Despite Caro's Law unifying the common man in his struggle against the evils of life, the high religious trinity branded him a heretic, leading to his denouncement at the hands of Scipio.
Caro's Law: Also known as 'Carldor' or sometimes refered to as the 'Hypothesis of Caro'.
This denotes to the teachings of the fallen prophet Caro -denounced by the Roman Emperor Scipio Africanus in 165 BC-. Since Pre-Biblical times, the words of Caro have emanated in the hearts and minds of all great forward thinkers such as the disciple of Jesus; Judas, quoting him as he kissed the founder of Christianity's brow, and later down the line even such Italian genius's as Leonardo Da'vinci and Mussolini giving credit to his preachings in their glorious success.
Caro's Law originated as what we would now refer to as an ideology similar to soft fascism, although at the time this may have been seen as the ignorant 'plebs' naturally following the higher authority of the patriarchy. Despite Caro's Law unifying the common man in his struggle against the evils of life, the high religious trinity branded him a heretic, leading to his denouncement at the hands of Scipio.
"Your opinion is invalid in the eyes of Caro's Law, which is empirical evidence in itself"
- Oh, your argument differs to my own? Too bad mate you're wrong -
"Caro's Law is the ultimate ontological argument"
-What does ontological mean you say? Um... urrh... -
"By Caro's Law, 21 Pilots are perhaps the best representation of the modern day dog turd"
-As a follower of Caro’s Law I have musical superiority to all else on this green earth -
- Oh, your argument differs to my own? Too bad mate you're wrong -
"Caro's Law is the ultimate ontological argument"
-What does ontological mean you say? Um... urrh... -
"By Caro's Law, 21 Pilots are perhaps the best representation of the modern day dog turd"
-As a follower of Caro’s Law I have musical superiority to all else on this green earth -
by The Real Emperor Scipio July 13, 2018
Get the Caro's Lawmug. The familial or friend relationship that occurs when your friends and family add your significant other, whom they don't really know, to their Facebook friends list just because you two are together.
by Jody M May 15, 2010
Get the Facebook in-lawmug. Brown's Law: As the actions of an individual become more absurd, lacking in common sense, or otherwise inexplicable, the probability that alcohol was involved approaches 1 (100%).
by WhereMuhBeer July 1, 2011
Get the Brown's Lawmug. No matter how socially outcasted a person is, they will attempt to demonstrate their superiority over other social outcasts
All freaks have a deep psychological need to feel superior to a different type of freak.
--ContraPoints definition of Tiffany's Law
--ContraPoints definition of Tiffany's Law
by in your walls rn February 27, 2022
Get the Tiffany's Lawmug. When you're in a relationship, everyone likes you, but when you're single, no one likes you.
Conceived on Bawley's Beach, Australia, when a group of promiscuous girls presented themselves to two boys with committed relationships, who, when single, had slim-to-none chance of scoring.
Conceived on Bawley's Beach, Australia, when a group of promiscuous girls presented themselves to two boys with committed relationships, who, when single, had slim-to-none chance of scoring.
"So I went to this party with my girlfriend and all these girls start hitting on me, but when i'm single, no one flirts with me!"
"Dude, that's Bawley's Law.."
"Dude, that's Bawley's Law.."
by partyingnaked July 17, 2012
Get the Bawley's Lawmug.