trumpet

the best of the instruments

person 1: I play trumpet man
Person 2: that's so cool bro

by natertatertots69420 November 19, 2021

Trumpet

The name given to those supporters of FORMER PRESIDENT Donald Trump. Specifically those who support him because he is red and not based on any real knowledge of the political climate.

Donna: Did you hear that Sam voted for Donald Trump?
Lizzy: Really? He never cared about politics before. He is such a Trumpet.

by RidenBiden2024 September 20, 2021

Slap trumpet

When you slap someone's butt, and they squeak (like a trumpet) Hence, slap trumpet.

The guys kept pulling slap trumpets on their teamates.

by Formerly known as, MouseCop October 11, 2021

Trumpet

One who espouses, and ultimately amplifies, the political agenda of Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States.

1. Dang. I wish all these Trumpets would settle down. All the Trumpets sounding at once are certainly quite chaotic and loud, and are a distraction to my daily life.

2. All these Trumpets sounding at once energize me and are music to my freedom-loving ears!

3. Trumpets are easily avoidable. Bring ear buds everywhere in case escape is not possible in a Trumpet-saturated environment. Look out for, and avoid, large pickups with oddly gigantic political flags. This is a silent Trumpet. Many Trumpets will self-identify without incident. (I.E. hats, tshirts, bumper stickers).

by XgreyrabbitX October 20, 2021

Junket Trumpet

Yet another name for an erect penis

My GF came around last night and noshed on my Junket Trumpet

by givemehedbaby September 18, 2011

rusty trumpet

donald trump below the rust belt of america

damn our president is a good rusty trumpet.

by bentgenius July 27, 2017

Trumpets

The trumpet, a very nice instrument. The problem is the people playing it. 9.9999/10 they are too loud and 99.9999% of the time, the trumpets are assholes.

God the trumpets won’t shut the fuck up

by Yeetyeetboreet February 19, 2019