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Jordan

a worthless peice of shit that will take your virginty and fuck u a couple of times and wait a couple of months and break up with u
by stevens_babygirl420 October 23, 2017
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Jordan

A stuck up ugly person girls run away from at first sight. You would never want to date him. He is 1/2 incher and rides carnival rides for a life
"God, that guys such a Jordan..."
by HMHBOSS February 5, 2017
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Jordan

A smelly, retarded nigger who dates girls underage and tries to flex, even though his odor will burn your nostrils and has nothing to show for. Do not come near this nigga within 50 miles or you will regret it.
Jordan is a Fuckin ugly ass coon
by teachmychildren May 14, 2015
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jOrDaN

no one likes her. she is really annoying and she has no friends
look away there is jordan
by hwhwkewllwkw March 11, 2019
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jordan

Someone who is always nice, wants to be with friends, and is easy to love. She has a hard time expressing her feelings but will understand others feelings. Jordan's can be athletic, extremely pretty, and out going. You will always feel bad if you hurt her. She is usually very unique in many ways. Trust me, you want a girl named Jordan in your life.
Jordan is perfect

She is everything a guy can ask for
by hadtotellthetruth August 14, 2014
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Jordan

A girl Jordan is the best person you'll ever meet in life she usually doesn't wait on others to do things for her she IS the BOSS she can be savage and will the shit out of you not to metion she's a bit ratchet and classy at the same time Jordan is a girl any guy (or girl) would want
Guy: Dayum have you seen Jordan ?
Guy 2: I know she's hot

Girl: I think I'm gay for Jordan

Girl 2: I agree
by abasicgirl May 2, 2018
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jordan

jordan brend: a sexy ass motherfucker fine peice of meat he will steal your bitch fuck her in the ass and then break her heart he is daddy as fuck prolly your daddy mr. steal your bitch and instagram @ianjordan__ youtube @YCW jordan
who stole your bitch?
jordan brend: a sexy ass motherfucker fine peice of meat he will steal your bitch fuck her in the ass and then break her heart he is daddy as fuck prolly your daddy mr. steal your bitch and instagram @ianjordan__ youtube @YCW jordan
by mr . IM RIGHT October 15, 2017
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