Car-eer

What I fucking hear students say when they mention their future career in college. Because we all know that a lucrative career leads to us to talking about our new Cadillacs to each other, how much miles per gallon they get and what-fucking-ever.

Student: "I can't wait to finish college and get a job!"

Other Student: "Yeah! We'll open the garage doors to a lucrative CAR-eer!"

by Zroogz June 6, 2018

patchwork car

An automobile comprised of the parts of many different automobiles, generally crappy old beater parts from junk yards and such. They will often be different colors, such as a red body with a blue hood, white door and green bumper. Often has parts on it that still need to be fixed (such as broken tailights, missing mirrors, etc.) Operator of said vehicle is usually poor at driving, at best.

Me: Whoah, Meg check out that patchwork car!

Meg: Sure is hideous! And that driver is poor, at best!

by Miss Tina Marie December 9, 2008

car piss

1.) n. the liquid your shitty car leaves behind
2.) v. the act of urination in an auto
3.) n. the urine from taking a car piss

"I better bring the car to the shop, I'm seeing a lot of car piss"

"Adam wouldn't stop the car so Sandy had a car piss"

"Here, throw out this bottle of car piss"

by LordFreezaBeeza September 17, 2014

Mission car

A very shitty old beater car that is disposable, unregistered and uninsured that one would use to conduct 'missions' in, such as egging someone's house or conducting paintball drivebys. Once said 'mission' is over, the mission car is to be driven into a lake and abandoned.

We dumped our mission car into the lake after we lost the cops that were on to us.

by Atomini December 2, 2010

fauxlice car

a car that looks like a police car but driven by a civilian

when you park in the fire lane at the wal-mart you should drive your fauxlice car

by pokeyz123 August 4, 2014

car-naked

Without a vehicle; or vehicless.

My car is in the shop today, so I am car-naked.

by Ugenious one October 6, 2009

car stuffing

fitting more than the number of intended passengers in a small car (may include 1 or more people riding in the trunk and driving in circles to confuse them)

hey i need a ride
okay but I'm already taking 6 people
whoooo car stuffing

by tri-stand da B0$$ August 29, 2012