Bed Brownie

An unfortunate or surprise bowel movement that someone finds upon waking, usually after a hard night of drinking or experimentation with laxatives and/or bad mexican food.

Dude. After eating at Paco's last night, my stomach felt a little funny. And when I woke up this morning, I found a bed brownie!

by CarolineInTheATL June 21, 2010

shiro/brownie

a love of person who deserves the universe and more

shiro/brownie you are amazing! <3

by meyiaam June 26, 2021

browny tidies

When someone shits themselves with whitey tidies on

I just turned my whitey tidies into browny tidies

by anonymous May 6, 2018

Ice the brownie

When you masturbate while or right after taking a shit and then ejaculate on the steamy floater.

Anthony- "Hey John what's taking so long in there?"

John- "I gotta ice the brownie hold up."

by Hewhosmeltit March 27, 2017

spilt a brownie

to shit or to shit on ones self

Oh dude I think I just spilt a brownie.

by Dylan Cole Hamner January 21, 2007

Brownie Badge

Mark on bedsheet, left when arising commando style.

you sleep Commando, sit on the edge of the bed n the morning, when you stand up, hey presto, youve left a brownie badge on the bed!

by Paul Hunter June 9, 2007

Chocolate brownie

Use to describe shit

Oh yeh you would like it if i layed a big chocolate brownie on your face.

by stewart mclean November 18, 2007