A previously unknown badger species whose natural habitat is Northern Queensland, Australia. The three toed cheesy tree badger is a shy animal, small in stature, but makes up with a ferocious thirst for vagina and LSD. The Three toed cheesy tree badger is usually the culprit of mysterious early morning acid disappearances.
Cletus: Alright, Everybody stop. I've lost the trips.
Bob: Settle down man, it's gone. I saw a three toed cheesy tree badger scuttling about half an hour ago.
Cletus: Fuck.
Bob: Settle down man, it's gone. I saw a three toed cheesy tree badger scuttling about half an hour ago.
Cletus: Fuck.
by Marty Webb June 5, 2008
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Also used to describe how bad or in poor condition something is.
Derives from the foot of a badger, an animal known to carry tuberculosis.
Also used to describe how bad or in poor condition something is.
Derives from the foot of a badger, an animal known to carry tuberculosis.
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Dude that car is definitely not going to run, look it. Just look at it...it's badger-foot.
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