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Slit Player

1. A male that prefers oral sex over penetration. 2. A man that pays a prostitute so he can give her oral sex.
I just don't like pounding. I'm a Slit Player.
by the2ndflood October 4, 2007
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Dynasty Player

Referring to someone who has mastered the art of doing nothing and making the work look incredibly laborious.
Man 1: Tommy is such a Dynasty Player!
Man 2: I wish I could get away with surfing the web, drinking coffee, and reading newspaper allday long blah blah blah...
by MastaFarma January 29, 2009
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Two Player

The act of two individuals having hard core sex, no matter the position usually being extremely pleasurable.
Damn bro, me and Scralett played Two Player last night on top of the roof and I had her ass shaking fr
by KNG RCK July 31, 2019
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Tambourine Player

It means a gay person. It was first used in the Tyler Perry's "I Can Do Bad All By Myself The Play"
"His pants so tight I'm convinced he's a tambourine player."
by LittleCub6434 November 15, 2020
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Player's sympathy

An act of sympathy when a person that is winning by a great margin in a sports or other competitive activity "goes easy" to lessen the embarrassment or pain of the losing person(s).
Drew was winning 56-0 against Bill in Madden, so he showed Player's sympathy by easing up on coverage so that Bill could get on the board.
by rinktolink October 2, 2011
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Forza Players

Persons who plays racing games under the good and greedy eye of Microsoft or Xbox (if you want) here are a selections of some types :

The ex-Gran Turismo player : like the name, before they have played Gran turismo before and changed to forza
The Rammer : Motherfucking 10 years-old kiddos crashing into players on online races like a WW2 Japanese Kamikaze pilot into a American carrier
The realistic clutch players : "realistic people" who releases the gas button and press on the clutch button and shifts. also this is a way to trigger friends and make them lose
Horizon players : persons who plays only Forza Horizon games because its a open world game
Motorsport players : persons who play Forza Motorsport gams because its on tracks
The "Touhou players" : Those people are the Gods of this universe, they play Touhou in lunatic with extreme precision and finishes all the games 1cc. When they are on a racing game, they are capable of finishing the Nürburgring in 3 to 5 minutes maximum on the hardest difficulties and win in a S1 class Mazda RX-7 FC . And also be the number 1 global.
In short: they are the absolute Gods of Joseph in a hidden form, Hidden from Jesus
Guy 1 : Which Type of Forza Players are you?
Guy 2 : The "Touhou Player" one
Tornado Sirens in a 75 mile radius : *Starts making sound*
Guy 1 : oh fuck
by Obama's toes December 8, 2021
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Mobile Player

Mobile Player is a person that plays a game on mobile, that mostly is meant for PC or other devices.
hey david! look! a mobile player, he sucks as hell.
by ScamTram79 January 12, 2021
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