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National Suck a titty Day

Men & Women, this event applies whenever you choose. today? yes. tomorrow? yes. every day of the week? yes. every day of the month? yes. every god damn day of the fuckin year? hellllll yeaahhh! your welcome, thank me later.
Hey babe, guess what today is?
what?
It’s National Suck a titty Day biiiiitch!!
helllll yeaahh
by nationalsuckatittyday March 26, 2019
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titty twister

twisting the nipple of an individual, usually very painful.
I gave a titty twister to my friend and he screamed.
by Egro The Magnificent February 3, 2003
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titty mau

The extreme wanting of titties at a specfic point in time. Not to be confused with "di di mau." Note: the phrase must be screamed/yelled at a high volume.
by LT. Gobbles December 13, 2008
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titty juggling

the act of grabbing a girl's jugs and moving them around while standing on one foot.
while candy was over last night we went swimming and did some titty juggling.
by collin69man July 15, 2009
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titty jiggle

The process of methodically tipping ones shoulders so that ones breasts fluctuate in respect to their 3D coordinate spaces along the z axis sometimes having small amounts of motion in the positive x direction and both y directions.

Often titty jiggles are performed with a partner and with various types of substances lathered on to the upper quadrants or nipple area (usually defined as the unit circle in the yz plane centered at (0,0,0) )
Sarah executed a proper titty jiggle last month during spring break.
by Let G be a April 2, 2012
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Tittyburger

Placing one single female breast into an intergluteal cleft (butt crack) so as to resemble a hamburger.
After a hard day's work of acting on the set of his new movie, Ben Afflek arrived home and promptly asked his wife Jennifer Garner to give him a relaxing tittyburger.
by Scrote's & boat's March 22, 2015
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