textflection

An ironic word portraying the lack of inflection in a text. This usually results in tragic, humorous, and often very confusing miscommunication.

Female: I can teach you something
Male: What you gonna teach me?
Female: To do the dishes.
Male:(thinking it was a romantic advance and got false hope) Damn... Another innocent victim of textflection.

by TheBossGhost May 14, 2013

texarican

Texaricans are puertoricans that are born and live in texas.

Friend: hey what race are you?
Me: I'm texarican. You know, gotta represent the south and my Rican self.

by boricua123 September 5, 2013

textlation

It is the way someone interprets what you text them in a totally different way then what you meant ...

I am not being rude, it must have gotten lost in textlation. Just call me.

by Ms4lfclvr December 12, 2013

text grenade

An sms that prompts the start of a text war. Typically done by cowardly people who avoid conflict in person and/or on the phone.

Jillian: Lisa just sent a text grenade to Ben.

Kevin: What'd she say?
Jillian: "I'm pregnant, and it's not yours. :-p"
Kevin: Oh snap!

by Thunder Stone October 13, 2014

Texting bitch face

Similar to resting bitch face, but with texting. This usually happens when you end your texts in periods or don't use emoticons, which makes the person you're texting think you're pissed at them.

Person 1: (text) Party at Jeff's tonight! See you there?
Person 2: (text) K.
Person 1: (text) Do you not want to go, or is that just texting bitch face?

by Pistachioed March 30, 2015

texas margarita

Texas Margarita is another slang for Sizzurp AKA Codeine AKA Lean AKA Purple Drank AKA Syrup. Which are names for a popular drink originating from Houston,Texas. The name comes from song "Texas Margarita" by Gucci Mane, featuring Zay & Young Dolph, produced By London On Da Track. It's made of codeine or promethazine cough syrup mixed in with some sprite, served in a white styrafoam cup with some ice.

"Drinking on their Pimp C Texas Margarita"

"Texas Margarita, Texas Margarita
I put too much syrup in the bottle
Put me in a sleeper
Texas Margarita, Texas Margarita
Driving fast cars
Dranking Texas Margarita"

-Gucci Mane

sizzurp,codeine,lean,purple drank,syrup,dirty sprite

by trippy tom May 24, 2016

text whispering

When two or more people are texting each other about another person who is present.

Andrea and I were text whispering how Keri's nappy wig looked like shit!

by Text whospering May 30, 2016