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Tech On The Road

A person that makes hilarious comments that make no sense at any location, any time of day. This person is also very tech savvy, and can salvage, and make suprisingly good repairs to, any piece of technology. Any actions by Tech On the Road are known as teching.

The person is also often quite deft. A Common nickname for Tech On The Road is: "The Zap." The zap finishes all of his work and repairs at impressive speeds. He also finishes other things at very impressive speeds, the latter of which he is not particularly proud of. However, the excessive amounts of swag and tech-on-the-road-esque character is stand-alone very impressive and thus makes up for the above minor setback. The official tech-on the road apparel consists of smelly, overused dress shoes, a consequence of excessive teching, and a yellow burton jacket, the result of a clearance sale. This is one of tech-on-the-road's many costumes.

Common Nicknames for a tech on the road: The Toche, Brosha, the Zap, Joe.
Random: "Hey, why isn't excel giving me the line of best fit?"
Tech on the road: "Dude you have to click and do this *action*."
Random Observer: "AYOOOO, TECH ON THE ROADDD."
Tech on the road: "No problem, they call me the zap."
Random Observer 2: "Because he finishes so quickly!"
Random Observer 3: "Riiiighhhtttttttt!?!"
by Shotska May 18, 2011
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teacher

a little fuckface who dosent give a fuck about you and only wants to give you math homework
by niggerbbc April 21, 2021
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High Tech High School

High Tech High School is a public magnet school Locted in Secaucus, NJ. It was formerly located in North Bergen, NJ, but moved due to the building being bad. All the students hated this. New building is comparable to s prison, too many rules, and limited to no outdoor time.

Most of the people in the school are white girls. The school has a YouTube page that they post weird videos to from the podcasting class. Many lazy teachers are in d-fab and d-fab students often complain about how easy it is. The only good academics are in the science majors. Freshmen often get expelled for vaping weed.
You go to high tech high school?
Yeah . They don’t let us go outside.
by real_deal_steel_69 September 17, 2019
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Tech Crew

1.an organization that is the coolest organization ever.
2.belonging to tech crew means you fool around with electornics and help on stage
3.a cult
4.STEALTHY TECH CREW
those weird kids in woodroffe high school keep yelling "STEALTHY THECH CREW!!!!!!"
by Dark Matter January 24, 2004
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the teacher's douche

A teenager of very limited talent who works hard to please his or her teachers and parents in an attempt to gain admission to a prestigious university.
He will never do anything important. He is simply the teacher's douche, prolonging the process of distinguishing real talent from flesh-covered robots.
by jeeffff August 20, 2007
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Student teacher sex club

A club that students and teachers can join to have sex with each other. There can be student teacher sex clubs in high school,junior high and college.
by The Fury 13 January 25, 2011
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Teachery

I called your office, and got your voice mail, you sounded all teachery and hot.
by wl1958guy November 16, 2006
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