Don’t take it personally!

The words Urban Dictionary Editors in Emails tell you when your definition doesn’t make it to the publish section, due to lack of information on the word. They say this but most still take it personally, Even though it is our fault it wasn’t published, this is why most definitions about sex may not get in, it’s also their way of saying sorry

Me: puts definition of Cornhub

2 mins later

Email: your definition of Cornhub was not published
Don’t take it personally!

by 2020 is Satan March 29, 2020

take advantage

An extentsion of the sexual usage of take. "To take advantage" of someone is to have sexual contact which someone who is semi or wholly unconsious due to alcohol or drug intake. The "advantage" is because they often can not decline contact or are even aware of said contact. Such practice is mostly agreed upon as morally wrong.

"I know me and Sarah have been going out for a while, but I couldn't take adavantage of her when she was wasted."

by TheWarden February 4, 2005

take a gander

It means to "take a look at."

Not "to take a guess at."

Take a gander at that link I sent you when you get a chance. I think it'll really knock your heckin' socks off tbh.

by Lessen August 10, 2018

George Takei Syndrome

A condition afflicting Facebook users causing them to go overboard in re-posting things to their feed (videos, pictures, memes, etc.). Named for Star Trek star George "Sulu" Takei, whose constant posting of humorous memes has lead to his being hailed as "the funniest guy on Facebook."

"Dude, how much crap do you post to your timeline every day? You need to calm down, it's like you have The George Takei Syndrome!"

by stewbeef August 11, 2012

take a shit

take a shit a less vulgar way to tell someone to fuck off when telling someone to fuck off is inappropriate or unwanted

my neighbors dog shit in my yard and my neighbor refused to clean it up i told him to go take a shit

my girlfriend cheated on me i told her to take a shit

by bluebear April 9, 2020

Take a Blighty

To develop an illness or sustain an inury, possibly self inflicted, which will preclude you from work, but you can still enjoy a rich and varied social life.
Orginates from the 1914-18 War, when reluctant English soldiers would shoot themselves in the foot, to get returned to Blighty, or Great Britan, and invalided out of the Army.
Hangovers can count if passed of as food poisoning

-I intend to get so drunk tonight I will phone in sick tomorrow
-Oh really, are you about to Take a Blighty?

by BrettS September 4, 2006

Take 'er Handy

An Irish farewell which implies that the recipient should have a safe journey, stayed relaxed, take care, not strain themselves and if at all possible be drunk.

Fonsie: " Are ye away sir?"

Sham: " Aye, I hiddy go get the wee john deere for tey pull the oul massey outta the shuck at the top a the far field. Bastard"

Fonsie: "Take 'er handy"

by jimjamjames December 27, 2008