kebab fan

Mildly inappropriate term used to describe a male heterosexual. The term is thought to date back to Jade Goody's infamous description of her vagina as her "kebab" whilst in the Big Brother house. It would seem the term "kebab fan" refers to the appearance of female genitalia that heterosexual males find appealing. It can also be used to describe homosexual females, but is less commonly used in this context.

Barry: "Hey, do you think Pete is Gay?"

Alan: "Nah, I'm pretty sure he's a kebab fan."

or;

Vikki: "Did you know Chanelle is a kebab fan?!?!"

Amy: "OMG seriously?!?! She's a lesbain?!?!"

Vikki: "Yep, she came out last thursday!"

by Adam Donlan March 25, 2008

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booty fanning

v. Fangirling over a fine ass booty

//hey did you see grants butt? I'm totally booty fanning//

by bootywhorshipper June 6, 2014

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fan blocker

A person who blocks the air from the fan.

hey stop being a fan blocker.

by TheDeadGamer September 14, 2014

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fan bathing

Lying down naked in front of a fan. Almost like sunbathing

Kay was fan bathing after her hot shower.

by 👑 Futch June 12, 2018

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Fan food

Different from fast food because people call it fan food so they don’t sound fat. Used as a marketing scheme by Dairy Queen.

Friend: I could use some fast food. Let’s go to Dairy Queen
Annoying friend: that’s fan food though

by WickedWank1046 June 27, 2019

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Fan-noying

A person- commonly found at a local bar, gym, or a sporting event- who feels no one alive is smarter or more knowledgeable about a sport, and always rambles on about it in a loud, condescending, and arrogant demeanor.

"That asshole at the bar thinks no QB is better than Johnny Manziel. He won't shut up about it or stop arguing with people about it....he's super Fan-noying!"

by Screw Liberals June 12, 2016

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