Straight TikTok

1; generic unoriginal videos that would typically be considered cringe. Ex: POVs Charlie Demilio type people, couples TikTok

2; people who use their heterosexuality and/or heteronormative way of thinking to be cringey, creepy, gross or bigoted
1; “the only place you can find something as boring as POVs is straight TikTok

2; “only people on straight TikTok would buy their ten year old son a p*rn magazine”
by Hiimdavebigbird February 28, 2021
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Straight Nandermo

A global phenomenon created by twitter users MILFSFORSTEDE and nandor the relentless being abandoned at a train station. This iconic phrase was created during the nationwide sweep of #RBRy2022.

This phrase proves that Nandor the Relentless and Guillermo De La Cruz are not in love, and are both heterosexuals.
“I feel like Guillermo and Nandor would be such a cute couple, is it canon?”

“No, shut the fuck up, you just got straight nandermoed.”
by straight nandermo lover June 01, 2022
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straight pipe'n it

Driving a busted ride, where as the muffler has been removed or has fallen off. Thus making the engine sound more powerful than it actually is.
"Yeah man my civic sounds awesome now that I am "straight pipe'n it."
by reignoverme June 26, 2009
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nut straight

the best possible straight that can be made given the cards on the board during a game of Holdem or Omaha
Hand 1: 7c 8c
Hand 2: 2s 3s

Board: 4h 5d 6s Kd Qs

Hand 1: has the highest possible straight (the nut straight) that can be made on the board opposed the Hand 2 who unfortunately flopped a smaller straight.
by Lasoniic December 09, 2011
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Straight Postin

The Act of Posting; to post up at a party; to look fresh at a club and wait for the action (ladies) to come to you; Chilling
I was straight postin at the club last night.

What are you doing? Straight postin.
by Romanocheese October 05, 2009
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Straight to DVD

A busted or played out person. Ratchet. Not up to standards of the normal human.
"Ew. Did you see Gerad's new girlfriend? She is straight to DVD."
by FranAnnPan March 21, 2016
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Straight Fool

1- Some retarded moron that can't think enough to foresee things before they happen and therefore gets owned.

2- A reckless dude that doesn't give a flying fuck about nothing, to a point where he'll do anything stupid or suicidal without giving a fuck about the consequences.
-Straight Fool #1: "Yo dude, i'll gamble all my money cause i know i'm gonna win"
-Some random normal dude #1: "You're a Straight Fool..."

Straight Fool #2: "Yo, i need cash bro... Fuck it, i'll just rob a bank"
by Straight-Fool June 16, 2013
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