stroking the tie

another description for "polishing the pewter", "shaking hands with ben franklin", "stroking the boa", "beating ones meat", "going on a date with jill", or just plain wacking it

My secretary caught me right in the middle of me stroking my tie.

by missourimaniac February 24, 2005

stroke that epeen

Means stroke that penis. Usually used as a comeback to people who lie or talk shit, and it usually shuts them up. Is heavily used on COD/Halo boards/forums due to the amount of people who think they're pro but talk shit.

person1: hey i just got 35killstreak and got an achievement for reaching max level online.

person2: thats right stroke that epeen

by Markwick October 21, 2009

stroking his yoshi

another term for male masturbation

I walked in on my bestfriend "stroking his yoshi" to some gay porn, faggot.

by cumgobbler101 November 19, 2011

Stroke

a person lacking much intellectual capability and makes a simple mistake.

Guy 1: dude, my girl really broke up with me because my parents took my phone.
Guy 2: WHAT THE HECK!! she's a stroke bro, homies will be glad to have you back.

by Xavier.bxg June 11, 2019

Coke Stroke

When a person fills his palm with cocaine and slaps you across the lower part of your face, so the cocaine enters the side of your mouth and nostril. Overall, this leads to a portion of your face getting numbed like you're suddenly suffering from a stroke.

Tony was tired of Danny refusing to party with him, so he gave him a coke stroke and threw him into the car.

by The Mysterious Mustache September 22, 2015

han solo stroking a wookie

The bloodhoung gangs version of masturbating.

i'm like han solo stroking a wookie.

by Russell Longgrear March 30, 2008

strokey nonce

Jordan Lowe's Dad.

Dereks such a strokey nonce.

by Nfcucuuggugggufug April 19, 2018