Strategic Non-Urination

Strategic non-urination is a skill that enables a person to greatly enhance their productivity by utilizing the sense of urgency that occurs when they really have to pee. By holding it in, they prolong that feeling of urgency and use it to quickly finish tasks. Imagine you have made a deal with yourself: 'I am not allowed to go pee until I have finished analyzing this spreadsheet.' Now you are incentivized to finish that analysis much faster, given the dire circumstances. This strategy is highly effective.

At first I wasn't going to meet my daily KPIs, but I chugged a bottle of water at 2pm, and by 3:30 I started my strategic non-urination. Once I began, my focus increased and I was able to maximize shareholder value before finally pissing at 4:45.

by Torqueconstructionnoiselewith January 7, 2026

Car-strate

When you are without keys, your car is in the shop, or otherwise out of your hands for any given period of time.

"Man, my old lady's got the keys. I'm car-strated for two days!

by satanpentigram666 October 8, 2010

bumpin strategies

Chi-town slang 4 being full of bullshit

Fam, you be bumpin strategies

Dude 1: Whats yo strategy?

Dude 2: Man I be goin wit my girl tonight

Dude 1: Man that bitch? You be bumpin strategies

by MaChInE GuN FuNk December 2, 2010

paris stragem

used to describe someone who is irreplaceable; unlike others; one-of-a-kind; extraordinary; amazing.

Wow, you are so paris stragem. I'm so glad I know someone like you.

by dazingk August 23, 2011

dirty straddle

When a male is taking a shit, the female climbs on and rides his dick. While riding his dick she also shits between his legs straight into the toilet. Thus resulting in a dirty straddle.

Guy: "I have to shit and I'm horny."
Girl: "Me too."
Guy: "Want to dirty straddle?"
Girl: "Hell yeah!"

by WestSide Homedogs September 10, 2016

alexa stade

Very rude, the popular girl. Like Regina George in "mean girls"

Damn, I hate that Alexa stade

by Taetaerea john February 15, 2017

came strategy

The C.A.M.E. stategy.

C: Cognitive: What you see

A: A Girl: Name all girls in video
M: MMMMMMMM: Say 'm' a lot
E: Egg: Type egg 7 times

Hey, check out this video!
Okay, I used the CAME Strategy to learn it!!
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by yardbirdsmith April 23, 2017