Uncle Stoner

Homosexual web stalker.

Uncle Stoner usually describes a person that surfs the web/sucks dick all day. Known to cling on the next man's nuts.

by Wonton March 25, 2003

philosophical stoner

Believing that you can figure out complex things that you couldn't when you're sober. Very mental, and deep about everything, very creative thinkers while high.

creative stoner philosophical stoner

by Just259 September 9, 2013

stoner jacket

A jacket like a Baja Hoodie (Drug Rug) that people who smoke weed use to smoke in. This is mainly due to the fact that it's basically a blanket hoodie, that absorbs a lot of the odor/smoke.

Jaiden and I got hella high high this weekend, and my Stoner Jacket reeks!!

by HeavyWeightJaneSmoker May 8, 2014

Stoner Word

A word you create when you are stoned or high. Pockage is a stoner word.

"Hey man, we partied so hard last night, and came up with the best Stoner Word!"

by Kelli & Morgan June 23, 2008

Stoner column

A stoner column is a long growth of hair from the chin not atypical of male stoners. It is basically a goatee without the mustache.

That dude I smoked with at the party has a stoner column that goes down to his waist.

by Benjamin C. September 15, 2008

Stoner Diet

A person not necessarily a stoner , but its a lot of sweets and junk food like your stereotypical stoner.

She eats ice cream for breakfast .I swear she is on a stoner diet

by TheLettersYouWrote July 13, 2016

Super Stoner

A person who smokes excess amounts of marajuana daily, but also successfully works and excels at a full time job/career

That guy Evan is a super stoner and he’s also the top sales man at his company!

by zdawg4203 July 6, 2018