Squeege

Squeege is the mucus-like and chunky substance that is coughed out of the lungs and into the mouth when coughing

“I think I may be getting sick. I accidentally just swallowed some of my squeege.”

“Please, I want to get sick. Can you spit some of your squeege into my mouth?”

by Squeege Master Epic Dood September 29, 2019

Squeeging

The act of discharging period blood

My girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me last night. I'm pretty sure shes squeeging this week.

by Jenziyte September 30, 2019

Squeeb

A person addicted to Scottish culture. The type to rock up at a party, full kilt and plastic bagpipes in hand. They'll only drink straight Scotch, even though it visibly hurts them. Entertainment includes the likes of Outlander and Braveheart. Despite this, often mistakes Scotland for Ireland. Do not attempt to communicate with, especially on topics relating to the UK in any way. Be careful of the accent; it'll sound more Mel Gibson than David Tennant.

"Mark's become a squeeb. The Ewan McGregor post on his wall was a little red-flaggish but I never thought it'd go this way."

by Disappointing Kumquat January 11, 2020

squee wave

The deafening almost physical wave of noise made by thousands of tween girls attending a large concert that happens as a boy-band takes the stage.

I almost died from the squee wave as One Direction took the stage.

by The Gleeper February 24, 2020

Squeef

high pitched queef(squeaky queef)

Daum that was a loud ass squeef

by Kanklemate September 22, 2020

Squeegee Boys

Bye week in fantasy football.

I played The Squeegee Boys in fantasy this week and got that W, son.

by Night Night 1013 November 6, 2020

Squeegee Boys

Having a bye week in fantasy football. Too easy.

I played The Squeegee Boys this week and got that free W, son!

by Night Night 1013 November 6, 2020