Splooge

Splooge(verb)

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In Australia splooges is used to describe cumming a vast amount.

He splooges everywhere when he's finished.

by Fatal Miztake September 7, 2018

Splooge

where you get that special fluid from your pener after getting pleasure from either masturbation or the big sexual intercourse.

Yo what if i accidentally splooge in her ear when we do sex.

by Jaythal December 5, 2018

Sloot

#1 side chick. Shes a slut, but a badass bitch with ambition. Damn near wanna wife that hoe, but not for real. You dont call her on late night cuz you wanna bone, she meets you at the club. Kicks it with you there but let's you be you while she goes to do her for a bit. Then she follow you home to let the show begin.

Man, I'm tired of these skank ass thots, let's hit the club and scoop some sloots.

by theDunson January 26, 2019

Splooge

The volcanic eruption rapidly merging onto Mia Khalifa’s face.

Dude, I just splooged on that whore!

by Shit Picker December 15, 2019

Sploo

N. sperm in gaseous form ( separate from “splooge”: sperm in liquefied form)

V. the act of releasing gaseous sperm as a result of depressurizing the male urethra, typically cause be excessive masturbation in very short time period (e.g. one day)

I beat off so many times on Saturday that by the 6th or 7th time, all I had left was sploo.

Ned, the science kid, says “I noticed that the inner temperature of the test subject’s urethra rose high enough to liquefy the inner workings of the ejaculation system.”

I queried the science kid, “Ned, are you saying that a hot uretha can liquefy sperm?”

“Yes,” he confirmed.

by The Official__32460 February 11, 2020

Sploof

A "Sploof" is where you and another guy/girl are having some really hardcore sex. Then, when you're about to commit creampie, the opposite person farts on your dick. This sudden gust of raunchy air that gets blown onto your dick creates a ripple effect on your body, making you fart and cream at the same time.

Tommy: So Brad, last night I was fucking your sister right...
Brad: Nice, was she tight?
Tommy: Yea, but... like... when I was about to nut, she farted on my dick
Brad: Did you fart too?
Tommy: Yea? Why?
Brad: And you still creamed right?
Tommy: Yea? Why?
Brad: Dude!! You fucking "Sploofed" my sister!

by Hue J. Anus April 21, 2020

Sploogie

Spitting a lob or ball of semen at someone

Man 1: I can't believe she sploogied me, my hair needs to be washed.
Man 2: I can help you with the hair, I had to wash for weeks after the Sploogie Boogie on Halloween.

"I had a sploogie lobbed at me"

by Craigcraiginington November 18, 2020