spider balls

vericos veins in your ball sack

Chris you should let a doctor look at your spider balls

by rans0515 February 8, 2010

Spider Man Kid

Some immature dumbass kid, probably around the age of 9 or 8 that expresses his love of Spiderman in his clothing. Wears a Spiderman T-Shirt, blue sweatpants, and Sketcher Light Up shoes. Most likely watches Cartoon Network, and plays with Pokemon, Bakugan, and Yu-Gui-Oh.

Tabatha: OMG my litte brother is such a Spider man kid, he keeps on playing with Bakugan!
Tiffany:OMG like I know right? Like he has a Spider man shirt that says Bang! on it. I mean like really?
Tabatha:IKR?
Tiffany:LOLZ

Mark: REPTAR HAS TIMES FOUR JAW STRENGTH AND PLUS FIVE DEFENSE!
Bobby: NUH UH, MY GALANGANASH HAS PLUS SIX STOMPING ABILITY AND PLUS TWENTY DEFENSE.
Mark: Well your GALANGANASH IS NO MATCH FOR MY: UBARBEAR. UBARBEAR GO! WATER TORNADO ATTACK GO!
Bobby: FML

by APERSONWHOHATESKIDSLIKETHIS March 4, 2011

Spider Jockey

A badass creature in Minecraft, the Spider Jockey is a Skeletal Archer literally riding on one of those giant Spiders. Luckily, the are no Cave Spider Jockeys as Beta 1.8 of the game.

Player 1: Is that skeleton riding a spider?
Player 2: Yeah, it is... RUN!
Player 1: What? Why?
Player 2: Do you know how hard one of those is?
Player 1: Pretty easy: I'll just kill it with my diamond sword.
Player 2: Go on the wiki and search Spider Jockey.
Player 1: What ev... Urrrggghhh.

by LukeMCFC 141 October 14, 2011

Spider web pussy

an elderly female that has not had dick in a long time and she gets spider web in her vagina.

Larry: Man this lady opened her legs in front of me and she said to fuck her, and I looked down and seen spider webs and I changed my mind. I changed my mind. I said I can't hit that old spider web pussy.

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015

Spider-Man: No Way Home

A new Spider-Man movie coming out after the COVID. The movie is about all three universes of Spider-Man (Tom Holland, Tobey Maguire, and Andrew Garfield) teaming up. Although it is confirmed that Tobey Maguire is going to be in, it is not confirmed that Andrew Garfield is.

Yo, I can't wait for Spider-Man: No Way Home to come out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Spider-Bruh April 27, 2021

Wookie Slider

This is when a woman swallows a man's load, except with a few of his pubic hairs to boot. When the load "slides" down the hatch, the pubic hair will tickle her throat. She then will make a gurgling noice that will resemble a sound that Chewbacca would make. Thus making it a Wookie Slider.

"After the wedding reception, I have every intention on giving my new bride the hairiest Wookie Slider this side of the Mississippi River!"

by Slade Knightly January 11, 2008

bIG mUDDY sLIDE!

When a girl is wet and the guy slips into the butthole...accidentally! Owwww...This is called the biG mUDDY sLIDE!

I had a guy accidentally slip into my butthole and I HATED it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is called the bIG mUDDY sLIDE!

by GIRL IN MT June 25, 2007