Social weightlifting

When you are trying to strike up a conversation and the one you are trying to talk to gives you no response.

"Everything I asked him, all I got was just a yes or a no. It was some heavy social weightlifting!"

by Anonymous Model May 7, 2009

social bastardry

someone who has it all together on a professional level but the second the suit and tie comes off he/she becomes a raging hot mess with no clue how to handle themselves in a social atmosphere. especially when drugs or alchol come into play.

could you believe JOHN/JANE got naked at the bar? i would never expect that from a math teacher at a christian school.i have never seen suchan example of social bastardry,it was ridiculous.

by thoughtlesshero June 7, 2009

social washout

a person who does not fit in with society

people who no one likes is a social washout

by djamal1992 February 22, 2010

Social ButterBarFly

A contraction of the phrases "Social Butterfly" and "Barfly"

Definition: A drunken attention whore.

That girl over there is such a Social ButterBarFly

by muircaleag December 3, 2010

social branding

When someone gets a tattoo, piercing, crazy haircut, or any other fashion addition as a lame attempt to fit in socially.

Ex 1 : Jason got his social branding when he got his penis pierced so he would fit in with his buddies down at the Blue Oyster bar.

Ex 2 : When Chuck started hanging out with the biker crowd he gave himself a social branding by having Harley tattoos plastered to his arms.

by Omegastrike September 15, 2010

Social Chaperone

This is identified as an adult who essentially baby sits another adult to keep them from embarassing themself, their family, and their friends, in public settings. This person might be in charge of limiting drinks, drugs, and flirtatious activity. This person should not be confused with a HATER as they are doing it for the benefit of said person!

Person 1: Man, Tishsa got straight WASTED for her party and doesn't remember a THING about what happened. Person 2: Well, clearly she needed a Social Chaperone but since the rest of her friends were wasted, too, she was on her own!!!

by Ms_Luckey June 11, 2011

socialzilla

A person that takes their time to do things (such as talk to others and or talking to much), when others are waiting.

VERY RUDE TO BE A SOCIALZILLA

hey lets go" OMG HOLD ON!! IM TALKING TO SOMBODY! "we have been waiting for 30 minutes" OMFG OK IM COMING! BUT LET ME SAY BY TO SARAH!..... "lets leave her".. "I know.. she is such a socialzilla"

by zillamaster July 18, 2011