shitty cookies

You're having anal while eating freshly baked cookies or cookie dough.

Gangster G wanna-be: "Yo, me and my chick last night did some shitty cookies."

Gangster B for real gangster: "For real dog? I bet she be all up in that yummy goodness."

Gangseter G wanna-be:"You know how it be."

by gigglesmagee October 9, 2009

Salt Lake Shitty

a.k.a Salt Lake City.
Mormon Central. Not a big hanukkah town.
Conservitive, hard to find good coffee or beer.
Not welcoming to comunists, punks, or Californians.

Why do you think I'm here? 'Cause I love this place? Salt Lake Shitty?

by graphic freedom June 21, 2006

Shitty Saxophone

When a man is having anal sex with a woman and she farts and it creates a sound that reminds you of Bill Clinton playing the saxophone.

Everything was going great... until she threw a shitty saxophone at me! I didn't know what to do!

by Bandboy69 January 25, 2009

Shittyfaface2001

A space odyssey about rats with aids, that has yet to have been made.

"Shittyfaface2001 is the worst idea for a movie, ever!"

by DreamsL0ST January 22, 2005

shitty baby

1. A child born out of a womans asshole.
2. A complete douche bag.
3. Someone you utterly hate

1. Tom Cruise is a shitty baby.
2. Drew B.

by Pete P. December 25, 2006

shittyassfuck

a term used for bitches who get backshots and then take a shit after they are done

Get out of ma face you shittyassfuck

by Deanna June 10, 2004

Shitty

The incorrect way to pronounce "city" or "citi" often done so by Asians and Pacific Islanders.

"I can't wait to see the Mets play in Shitty Field, I heard they keep the field extra clean."

Stereotypical Asian: "When's the next train to New York Shitty?"
Ticket Booth Attendant: I'm sorry sir, we do not carry trains covered in feces."

by I3@tp00p June 16, 2009