Girl to friend "I woke up last night to my guy doing a sneaky jack"
Guy to friend "I couldn't get my girl to wake up last night, so i had to do a sneaky jack"
Guy to friend "I couldn't get my girl to wake up last night, so i had to do a sneaky jack"
by Bigworm13 October 3, 2010
Get the Sneaky Jackmug. Chad: Hey Todd, don't forget we need to leave early
because we still need to pick Ryan up for that
Nirvana Documentary downtown.
Todd: Oh shit, i almost forgot.
(AFTER GETTING TO RYANS HOUSE)
Todd: Dude, i just went to Ryans house and his
parents said he just left and he isn't answering his cell phone.
Chad: That bastard pulled a SNEAKY WEASEL on us
and took off.
because we still need to pick Ryan up for that
Nirvana Documentary downtown.
Todd: Oh shit, i almost forgot.
(AFTER GETTING TO RYANS HOUSE)
Todd: Dude, i just went to Ryans house and his
parents said he just left and he isn't answering his cell phone.
Chad: That bastard pulled a SNEAKY WEASEL on us
and took off.
by Todd Lee November 14, 2005
Get the sneaky weaselmug. Be warned, this move requires the stealth and speed of an ninja and also the dexterity of an Indiana Jones.
While hooking up with a girl and things progress, you soon find yourself and your target naked, making out in a horizontal position. As you begin to finger bang her (slowly at first, intensity increasing as you go from 6 to 12). Simultaneously, use your other hand to grab her voluptous breast, pinching her nipple as necessary. When she is sufficiently lubricated and moaning your name, quietly but quickly replace your fingers with your full blown boner in the same rhythm and speed of your finger thrusting without her noticing, similar to how Indiana Jones switches out the stone in The Temple of Doom.
*This move is best suited for the size of an asian ninja.
While hooking up with a girl and things progress, you soon find yourself and your target naked, making out in a horizontal position. As you begin to finger bang her (slowly at first, intensity increasing as you go from 6 to 12). Simultaneously, use your other hand to grab her voluptous breast, pinching her nipple as necessary. When she is sufficiently lubricated and moaning your name, quietly but quickly replace your fingers with your full blown boner in the same rhythm and speed of your finger thrusting without her noticing, similar to how Indiana Jones switches out the stone in The Temple of Doom.
*This move is best suited for the size of an asian ninja.
Girl (preferably 2 hundy +): "Hey, how are you feeling both my boobs and fingering me?"
Btron: "Look no hands! That was the sneaky shimmy!"
Btron: "Look no hands! That was the sneaky shimmy!"
by Well N. Dowd April 12, 2009
Get the sneaky shimmymug. to creep up behind someone and watch them in silence without them knowing. A common practice in the cubicle work environment, and easily acheived when someone is working too hard.
"Dave was so engrossed in his work that Craig and I easily sneaky peaked him. We were there for like 10 minutes."
"The last time Dave sneaky peaked me, i started to smell a fould odor. I knew it was him!"
"The last time Dave sneaky peaked me, i started to smell a fould odor. I knew it was him!"
by Jamie Clarke July 25, 2008
Get the sneaky peakmug. by volcomkidd March 22, 2009
Get the Sneaky bastardmug. by Travis Luce March 26, 2004
Get the Sneaky cubemug. "Dude, I pulled a sneaky walrus on that couger last night. "
"Really, what did you do?"
"I whipped out my dick without her noticing."
"Dude..."
"Really, what did you do?"
"I whipped out my dick without her noticing."
"Dude..."
by lSwarm December 13, 2009
Get the Sneaky Walrusmug.