smoke alarm

1. euphemism for a small busybody, frequently mounted on the ceiling, that tattles every time anyone cooks anything or takes a shower.

2. Good excuse to have a migraine.

3. Might even alert peeps to smoke too, if it didn't run its batteries down doing false alarms.

4. Never taken seriously due to false alarms. See also, cry wolf.
The landlord had to put in smoke alarms to satisfy fire code and insurance. The rents had to take the batteries out of the little ijits to preserve our sanity.

The whole complex burned down because a neighbor left the batteries in his smoke alarm, so when another neighbor's smoke alarm went off, he thought it was a false alarm.
by downstrike April 10, 2006
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smoke bomb

When you take the heaviest hit of marijuana in your life and instantly get really high
Nick experienced a smoke bomb after he took an extremely heavy hit of marijuana
by Dubiks December 20, 2018
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Punching smoke

How it feels to have sex with a girl that has a loose V.
What was Lucy like in bed?

it was like punching smoke man.
by ass-crack bandit June 11, 2019
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smoke of the grass

A way of saying "smoke pot", derived from a literal translation of the French phrase "fumer de l'herbe."
Would you like to smoke of the grass?
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Smoke with folk

It's better to smoke with folk then to smoke alone.
by Nick Tonika July 15, 2018
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smoking tadpole

I will be paying for this smoking tadpole for the next 18 years!
by TIMF2004 February 05, 2016
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