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eating the sausage

I was eating the sausage of Brock Venner last night.
by BrockSucksDick April 25, 2016
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National Hot Dog and Sausage Council

The National Hot Dog and Sausage Council (NHDSC) is an American trade association that promotes the hot dog and sausage industry
“Limiting the hot dog’s significance by saying it’s ‘just a sandwich’ is like calling the Dalai Lama ‘just a guy’” - Janet Riley President of the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council
by Cheeseburglar69 February 4, 2019
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whip it out like a hot sausage

A euphemism of 'pulling out' whereby a penis is pulled out of a vagina prior to ejaculation as a form of ineffective contraception. It is based on the image of someone cooking sausages, to discover that there is no cutlery available to remove them and thus one's fingers must be used to ensure that the sausages are not burnt.

A phrase commonly used by youngsters in the highlands of Scotland.
Archie - William: I just don't want to get her pregnant again but condoms are shit mun.

William - Archie: Don't worry boi, just whip it out like a hot sausage.

A few weeks later...

Archie - William Fuck man, we're having a baby.
by Regan Pizza December 28, 2016
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SAUSAGE IN THE CAN

Another way of saying anal sex, which pretty much involves a penis of some sort thrust into an asshole of any kind. Plain and simple, the meat log in the balloon knot!!!
Yo yo yo, I know diz skeezy bitch ass ho dat likes sausage in the can, you know whut I'm sayin'???? Whut do you mean did duh skeezer scream, NIGGA PLEASE!!!
by JASON C-10-K September 13, 2008
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Sausage King

The founder and keeper of the Sausage Factory. Also the holder of every chat Saturday.
by Stephen Nemeth February 22, 2005
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sausage slam

A lively session of sex0ring; A hard fuck.
by mr_z April 24, 2006
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sausage texter

a straight male who texts another straight male strictly for a converstaion or to just "talk".
Dylan: Hey buddy :)

Jake: Dude are you serious?

Dylan: What do you mean? :(

Jake: Im not a sausage texter bro. You know this.
by Jim Richalds. September 16, 2009
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